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Well, then you better fix your glasses first, then drive to the optician to get your glasses fixed.
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I walked into an optician in Vienna having done a face plant on my glasses the day before, practically rebuilt the glasses as I waited, no charge.
Mind you I looked like the bad result of a mugging at the time!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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A big building with patients, but that's not important right now... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Now that's a Leslie!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Holy sh*t! He's dead! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Only for five years though. How could you possibly be expected to know?
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And don't call me Shirley!
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Wow! That's really a breaking news! You should start a "RIP" thread to let everyone know.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Ah, man! Leslie died!? And all this time...
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Is it the Old St. Leopold's Hospital?
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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I've forgotten 
veni bibi saltavi
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Just read Dilbert.
It's just like working but without the salary. 
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This might also mean that you are pursuing a career where it doesn't even feels like a work. You are absolutely enjoying the stuff you are doing at the moment.
Enjoy till it last, as very few get such an great opportunity.
Cheers!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Palash Mondal_ wrote: This might also mean
It doesn't. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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LOL!
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No. No it doesn't. It means I'm not working.
veni bibi saltavi
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Ok, then I think it's time to start "A Year of Books" campaign 
-- P
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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It's a place where you're expected to be awake and not drinking gin for 8 or 9 hours. You probably wouldn't like it much.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I'm currently in a trade-school type program to become a .NET developer, and am in a 'project management' mini course that has a project that requires me and my teammates to gather 30 interviews with .NET developers. To simplify this, we have created a simple survey that asks the questions we need answered.
It would help us out a lot if you could give us some feedback! I promise this isn't spam! Here is a link to the survey (via Google Forms).
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1A6c8YrD0zUZ-EEBeW4Coybum8dgwAXkFW-bZvg714Qc/viewform[^]
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