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Wizard of Id[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Indeed.
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Don't even try to contact Harrods unless you have a qualifying title[^].
veni bibi saltavi
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It seems you are over-qualified there...
Vilmos Nagy - Wikipedia[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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His family name is NagyBACON ! Got to be made up
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Big BACON? What's wrong with that?
Anyway szalona is BACON in Magyar and the word here is Baczon [BARCH-ZON], a part of modern day Romania, the only part of which retaining the name is Kis Baczon or Little Baczon
veni bibi saltavi
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What the hell is a Begum?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Quote: a Muslim lady of high rank.
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Ask, and Google shall answer[^]
She knows everything!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OMG, I'm so stealing it. What a pleasant surprise to the visitor of my site. Such eloquence. Brilliant PR. 
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I don't like Harrods. Every time I've been there (less than 5) its been terrible. Packed with tourists and it can take you 45 panicked minutes just to get out when you decide you can't take any more.
Also, the only time someone has 'looked down their nose' at me, literally, in my whole life happened on the street outside. It involved some old bag with clearly too much wealth tilting her head back (to look down her nose) at me with a look of disgust on her face. Really quite offensive.
As I recall I was washed and clothed so really can't see what was so horrendous. Probably because I was wearing a watch from Argos or something.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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You're just grumpy because you don't have a title! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's not that! Stop keep mentioning it!!
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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He has lots of titles!
Some of them are even printable...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did she at least say something like "Begone, knave!" ?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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As someone what lived in London for some years, I found the secret of Harrods, Harveys, et al is in the high ticket items. Leave the tat rooms behind and head for where the more expensive stuff is. When I got my coffee machine it was listed as between £500 and £600 everywhere i looked except Harrods. There I picked it up for £400 on the nose with a box of freebies thrown in. I believe the word is Kerching.
veni bibi saltavi
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But you did not need to be adopted for the title? In that case I know one of your brothers. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I'll contact them when they add an OrderBy.
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...ORDER BY dbo.PerceivedImportance...
Or
...ORDER BY dbo.InflatedSenseOfSelfWorth...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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F-ES Sitecore wrote: OrderBy
I dunno - surely some of the titles are hard to rank individually, which one outranks the other in the case of "His Royal Highness" and "Her Royal Highness" for instance? 
In Britain it must be "Her Royal Highness" first because Britain is ruled by a Queen
So is Denmark by the way, but we don't have any "HIS royal highness", we have a "His Royal Whiner". 
In Norway, they have a king, so they would rank that higher. In Sweden, we also have a king, but he doesn't count, so even here, "Her Royal Highness" would rank higher... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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