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How about the old computers that needed fresh oil once in a while and broke down when the gears ran dry?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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In the Neteherlands we had a radioshow that broadcasted computerprograms. You had to record it on a cassette and you could use that with your commodore 64.
The problem was int he eighties you could have not a good receive over the air (OTA was then different) and your program did not work.
The sound that was broadcasted from these programs was sometimes horrifying.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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And having to use a power conditioner to ensure that the electrons were properly aligned and evenly spaced with ANSI-compliant interstitial gaps.
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How does it say goodbye to its mother ?
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Silently.
In space, no-one can hear you scream.
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That's a pretty dense question.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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perhaps it's a non-event ?
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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There are too many of those. The accretion of information about such garbage eventually fills your disc, and you have to throw it away.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hi Mark,
I cannot explain why your comment reminds me of this recent reportage in the Asahi Shimbun: [^].
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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That's an interesting observation, because I have to agree that the words "accretion" and "fart" seem to form a perfect partnership.
But your post, in turn, brought to my mind the autobiographical works of the late, great Spike Milligna, the well-known typing error.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Thankfully, sport addiction is a treatable form of insanity.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Had a blood test a few weeks back, turns out I've got a massive B12 deficit.
Turns out it kind of runs in my family, so I might have it too, but on top of that I'm also a vegetarian and B12 can be found in, you guessed it, meat.
I'm often tired and cold and lack any form of energy.
There's a lot of issues you can get from a B12 deficit and with my B12 values they may become permanent (as a lack of B12 can affect the nervous system).
HOWEVER!
Now that I know what's wrong the healing can begin! 
A shot of B12 once a week for the next ten weeks from the cute doctors assistent could work miracles.
It takes about three weeks before I start to notice a difference, but I got my first shot today and I'm having a placebo effect
I really can't wait to wake up in the morning and actually feel rested for a change!
Just telling you, if I'm not online anymore after ten weeks I might be training for the next Olympics
People, today is a good day 
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Bacon! 
Don't go the injection route, you know bacon makes sense....
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Actually, I was planning on staying a vegetarian, but IF I now decided to go back to eating meat I'd start with a nice sparerib or meat chop 
They were my favorites when I still ate meat, 19 years ago
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Go for a Sous Vide rump steak in pepper sauce!
Dauphinoise potatoes, roast tomatoes, olive bread.
Trust me on this ... you'll never eat aubergines again! 
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I'd agree with all of that apart from the pepper sauce.
54C for 40 mins followed by MapGas blowtorch to sear....
Sorry, getting of topic 
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Think of it as "extreme seasoning"!
It does enhance the flavour, check out "steak au poivre" - I use a small amount of brandy to deglase the searing pan, then beef stock, onion powder, and cream to finish the sauce. If you crust the steak with pepper and garlic before it goes in the bag, then add all the meat juices to the sauce at the end it is a thing of gastronomic beauty.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Now look what you've done, I've drooled all over my keyboard.
You've persuaded me to have another go with steak au poivre - I'd given it up since switching to sous-vide because the steak was so good it didn't seem to need or want spicy sauces.
So, Saturday dinner is lined up then
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How come most of us guys are chefs instead of coders ? XD
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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"As well as" I suspect, rather than "instead of".
Possibly because we like things right? Not sure...
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Sure, sure, we are indeed more both that only one
Good point ...
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Each to their own, and I hope the B12 does the trick for you.
But if I had the choice between a bacon butty and an injection, well....
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pt1401 wrote: if I had the choice between a bacon butty and an injection
It's not really a choice, I need those injections either way... 
They're nasty ones too, I've felt the sting for hours 
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pt1401 wrote: Bacon!
You beat me... This was my first thought. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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