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Well done Ed.
Someone had to run it, and glad it was not me.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Wow, the Flying Sikh! 
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If you take your kids fishing, are you the Codfather?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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We've haddock enough of your silly puns. Halibut you stop trawling for laughs.
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So long and thanks for all the fish
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I'd never take them fishing as I'm more like a Slothfather.
Although I do enjoy nightly bug hunting so I could be a Mothfather.
Perhaps we'll stop at a bar for some alcohol, Shotfather.
I'll dress in black and put on some depressing makeup as I'm also a Gothfather.
Actually, I don't have kids at all and I'm just a shingle looking to get nailed[^] 
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Sander Rossel wrote: Actually, I don't have kids at all
Definitely a Slothfather then...
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I wouldn't have it any other way
Of all the things I am being not-a-father is the most awesome! 
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Unless you happen to be royalty. Then you are the kingfisher.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Did that one come easy, or did you have to mullet over?
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OriginalGriff wrote:
If you take your kids fishing, are you the Codfather? |
Why would you fish for your own kind? 
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Can we turtle these fish puns?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Do you mean I should fin-ish with them?
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There is no need to keep carping on about them.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You're trying to put me in my plaice, aren't you?
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Holy mackerel, I can't tackle this any more. 
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Yeah, it's gilling me.
/ravi
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Sorry Ravi, that one was a sinker.
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Thanks for letting minnow.
/ravi
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First, one must be the father and not the mother.
Second, a Cod must be caught.
 Third, as to being the actual Codfather, if yer the father of the Cod.... somethin' fishy definitely goin' on...! 
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On a scale of one to ten, this pun really is floundering. Bottom fishing if ever I saw it. I was totally sharked that you would have no conch-ence whatsoever.
The moray of this story has not yet been fully flayed out.
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| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Is the catfishing too?
Don't make the kids go deepwater flathead and let the Oldwife [^] stay home.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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