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Movie Quote Of The Day
Even bad men love their mommas.
Which movie?
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Throw Momma from the Train[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Austin Powers in Goldmember
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Springtime for Hitler?
(Reportedly, he really did love his mother)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Paris Mamas house?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Tha louzy Ninja turtles
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
One of the most terrible movies ever made
EDIT: even Stallone confirms, describuing it as the worst movie ever made in the Solar System.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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den2k88 wrote: EDIT: even Stallone confirms, describuing it as the worst movie ever made in the Solar System.
Strange. He must've totally forgotten about this one[^] 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Possibily, yes. As a coping mechanism. There is word around that reminding him of that aberration may kill him on the spot.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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My toaster just updated itself to Windows 10, and now I have to use safe bread removal to prevent damage to my breakfast...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 21-Jun-16 3:04am.
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Just have an Apple instead 
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Can't - It's not compatible with my mouth! You need a patented iMouth for that!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Could be worse[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Anyone want some toast? I toast therefore I am.
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Ah, so you're a waffle man!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Do you have a USB toaster and might I suggest using CD-ROM for burning breakfast?
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What if you only have a cd-rom reader that doesnt support burning?
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Then I suggest you start studying philosophy and ascend from Plato's cave. He doesn't like intruders.
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Eat bacon.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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Without Google answer this.
What is the biggest value you can insert in below table column ?
ColumnName Datatype
ChargePercentage decimal(3,2)
Sometime assumptions can be deceiving.
[Edit]
It was in one of my application I am currently developing. While making column for percentage I thought max percentage can be 100.00 so column will need max 3 digits followed by dot followed by two more digits. Sometimes mind plays trick on you. Today I broke it trying to insert 10.00 in it until I noticed my mistake.
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Maths is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
modified 21-Jun-16 2:09am.
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Depends on the language.
But for SQL that would be 9.99
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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See.... To cover myself I wasn't going to reveal the database 
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Been working on MySql 4 have you?
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