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Be ready for unscheduled movement orders. 
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"You are what you eat".
..and since I know the ingredients I would not even feed it to the cat 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: So what if they are the culinary equivalent of VB
You need to be more specific, are we talking Dibbler here (VBA) or Bratwurst from Aschara (VB.Net)?
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I've just got bored and while looking at tw@tter found this from Jon Skeets
Quote: Just had random email with the title "I am a better programmer than you" with a link to a nearly empty github repo. Very, very odd.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Clearly, he thinks no code is better than Jon's.
Or more likely, he thinks a one-line VB "Hello World" app is the epitome of development... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It's unlikely to be buggy if it's a one liner... 
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You clearly don't visit QA enough if you believe that!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well I can't usually decipher what they want.
It's generally a one liner question "I need codez urgentz" etc for what may or may not be a complicated solution (it might be Hello World, it might be an entire OS but they rarely explain it well enough to be sure).
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Fewer code is better code!
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Avijnata wrote: Zero Code = Zero Bugs == Zero adherence to the specification
FTFY! 
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Well...
format C:
or
delete.this
are only a line of code, and can be quite entertaining
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Might be the desired functionality...
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Reminds me of a joke of more than twenty years ago (DOS days):
A software developer proudly announced at a conference that he had implemented the world's PC-based first speech recognition program; and asked the audience to challenge it. Immediately someone from the last row shouted - 'FORMAT C COLON ... <<pause>> ... ENTER'. Now, the developer had not taken backup of his code, so the world lost this precious piece of code
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The ultimate experience, I rode it off badly and fatally. (2, 3, 3)
Autocorrect / uncaffienated brain added an unintended "f"
modified 27-Nov-15 4:54am.
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To die for
anagram of rode it and f for fatally haven't worked out the other letter
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
modified 27-Nov-15 4:51am.
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Well done.
Especially since autocorrect put an extra "f" in "rode it of"... 
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That's what I thought it must be - check your spelling boy
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Well - there's a non KSS way of getting the 'o' from "the ultimate experience"...
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When in a hole stop digging (now what have I started )
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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What if the hole isn't deep enough yet?
You can't stop mining coal just because the hole hasn't reached the seam yet!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You're smart pkfox
You solve these puzzles (specially CCC) like "Wothin no time" man 
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What did you expect from a fox?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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To be clever 
But a fox amazingly expert in forming and splitting English sentences and solving this these hell complex CCC puzzles.... astonishing 
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Times are changing and breaking inside other people's fences to snatch poultry isn't fun anymore... 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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