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I have a job crushing soda cans. It's soda pressing. 
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I heard that Coke gives you a lot of pep, see?
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Where did you train? Are you a college aluminum?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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So, fire up VS and it tells me that I should install "Update for Microsoft Visual Studio 2015 Update 3 (KB3165756)". Ok, why not? What could go wrong?
Except that when I try to run or save and run, I get a message saying the file is corrupt or invalid.
So I Fire up Chrome and Boom! Installing as I write.
Come on, MS, it's a sad day when I have to use Chrome to install an update for your software because one of your flagship applications is, well, crap. 
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Yes, but it's an MS product on an MS server, which probably runs one of the baby-blocks versions of windows server.
You can't possibly expect to also download it with an MS product without it all going tits-up.
End-to-end MS isn't a recipe for disaster, it's just a disaster.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I ate some mushrooms this morning – it’s the breakfast of champignons!
Early today - Herself is due at the Physioterrorist soon...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's a good one, you must be a fungi.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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So you fit the mold?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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If you replace the marshmallow with a mushroom in a s'more is that now a s'pore?
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That's disgusting on multiple levels; congratulations! 
Software Zen: delete this;
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I know someone who did that every time he went camping. He liked it.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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There ain't mushroom for improvement in that pun.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Your magic.
Now to see who is old enough to remember. Of course if you did magic mushrooms you would not remember. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Never touched shrooms.
Never had much time for reality modifiers - I have enough problems with reality - and I've lost to many friends that did, one way or another.
From dead, to brain damaged, to jailed for a very long time - none of them got out undamaged.
Mood modifiers on the other hand...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I do not even like mushrooms in food!
Being mister conservative, I have not had a lot of friends that I knew "experimented". A couple have died related to alcohol though.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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That's very per-cep-tive of you, but I wonder if everybody else got the morel of this story.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Shirley that should be called Google Sheep View
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm sure that's already been posted:
Google Sheep View[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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