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I prefer loitering within tent.
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Only if you build a tentative tent at eve.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Did you hear that they built a campground next to the marine wildlife sanctuary? They had to make separate areas, for all in tents and porpoises. 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I just found out that VS2015 displays the opening statement for a block in a tooltip when you hover over a close brace. 
I didn't know that.
No more counting curly braces trying to match them up!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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VS2008, and I'm assuming earlier versions, has the Ctrl+] feature that matches brackets (curly, round, square, angled).
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
modified 12-Jul-16 13:32pm.
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Didn't know that either.
Either way, this is useful.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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And shift+Ctrl+] to select the whole block (from brace to brace).
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FWIW, that feature's been around since Visual C++ 6.0 at least.
Software Zen: delete this;
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What is the opposite of a Pokemon?
A Peekmon.
(Yes I know how it is really pronounced)
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We have been calling administrators 'Admons' for years. Came from a typo, but the similarity to Pokemon was the final nail in the coffin.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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... But am I alone in thinking that the guy who plays Walker is a CGI character drawn by by Carlos Ezquerra?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Carlos Ezquerra, the guy who drew Judge Dredd? I have to have a look on the 5 catch up site... 
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glennPattonInThePUB wrote: Carlos Ezquerra, the guy who drew Judge Dredd?
Dredd, Strontium Dog, and many others.
Faces unshaven, lipless, and with a particularly-shaped scowling mouth are almost a trademark of his. The (South African, although that's probably not relevant) actor could have walked out of one of his pages.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I posted a message on the QlikView "community" forum:
SUBJECT: Job Openings
BODY: Please tell me you guys are hiring developers to fix QlikView.
I wonder if they'll terminate my account.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Stupid.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Yes.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I was thinking something more like "gay"...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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So everyone agrees with the "male bird" comment*.
I really like the idea of being able to walk around and see an "adjusted" version of your surroundings, though, along with all the little tweaks and info-points that can be added.
Google glasses need not apply -- I want to see what genuinely creative people can do with it.
* For US-ians who don't watch English shows: a "bird" is a young lady
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Not really a distinction.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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A mate of mine plays it. I like the technology, and actually look forward to what else will be done with it. He's taken to letting his girlfriend drive, just to watch his sprite zoom about like a nutter.
I'm not into dog-fighting or c**k-fighting, though, so the game itself is of little interest to me.
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Oh come on!
A c**k is a male bird!
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Isn't that a transexual?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Or a truck driver.
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