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Not exactly a new concept[^], is it? 
And besides, HERE[^] is one that's a bit more intimidating...  (and HERE[^])
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I know, it's just that it happened to be a .45ACP.
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It's just a gimmick gun, and absurd besides. And where you get a holster for it? And we haven't even started talking about the weight - you're looking at five pounds fully loaded...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: you're looking at five pounds fully loaded...
And when you're sober? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It certainly does add extra meaning to your sig. 
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: And where you get a holster for it?
On the same site as the gun itself.
https://www.slickguns.com/sites/default/files/doublebarrel2.jpg[^]
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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If I need a gun with dual barrels, I prefer these kinds: 15 inch mark I.
I'm pretty sure they have plenty of stopping power 
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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And now?[^]
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Don't laugh! :gaffaw:
It's not funny! :gaffaw: :gaffaw:
veni bibi saltavi
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Obviously the gull's name is Donald.
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Did you notice the quiz on the RHS?
Dropbox - Seagull.jpg[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That was one hot bird!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Two questions spring to mind:
1) What did they do with the vat of curry after they fished the bird out? 
2) If it stained the bird from just a quick dip, just what do their curries do to your insides? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I received the registration form from the DVLA and it is a carbon copy form; I thought these died 20 years ago. In fact I received two copies, so I can make a copy of a copy being copied.
I am also in possession of the other form. This needs to be signed and stamped. The people who deal with it can only help on Tuesdays and Thursdays. In the morning... :crying:
veni bibi saltavi
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and when the moon is in its third quarter.
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Tuesdays and Thursdays. In the morning...
I am afraid the next condition is within a 10 minutes window... 
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No, no - it's 08:00 - 13:30.
By appointment, bookings available via form 118/G(W), and require at least one month's notice.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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THAT'S the bunny. :weeps uncontrollably:
Dear, lovable, beautiful Mrs Wife is going in Tuesday morning to [quote]Sort those [redacted 843 filthy Hungarian words] out and get the forms signed.[/quote]
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: [redacted 843 filthy Hungarian words]
I bet I know some of them. [My] Mrs. Wife's great-grandfather was an immigrant from Hungary {insert cautionary tale about offending officers in the cavalry}. He loved teaching his kids to swear in Hungarian, and they passed the tradition down.
Of course, I can't spell them. All the good ones seem to be those 8-consonant-in-a-row words, with anywhere from three to seven accent marks per word  .
Software Zen: delete this;
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TBH after 20 years, I'm getting the hang of Hungarian and its spelling. At least every letter is pronounced the same way every time except in a few archaic words. It'd just a case of learning your 44 letters...
veni bibi saltavi
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Can you hear them?
"Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on our part."
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