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If you replace the marshmallow with a mushroom in a s'more is that now a s'pore?
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That's disgusting on multiple levels; congratulations! 
Software Zen: delete this;
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I know someone who did that every time he went camping. He liked it.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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There ain't mushroom for improvement in that pun.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Your magic.
Now to see who is old enough to remember. Of course if you did magic mushrooms you would not remember. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Never touched shrooms.
Never had much time for reality modifiers - I have enough problems with reality - and I've lost to many friends that did, one way or another.
From dead, to brain damaged, to jailed for a very long time - none of them got out undamaged.
Mood modifiers on the other hand...
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I do not even like mushrooms in food!
Being mister conservative, I have not had a lot of friends that I knew "experimented". A couple have died related to alcohol though.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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That's very per-cep-tive of you, but I wonder if everybody else got the morel of this story.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Shirley that should be called Google Sheep View
veni bibi saltavi
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I'm sure that's already been posted:
Google Sheep View[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Empirical proof that no matter how daft your idea is, some other bugger's already thought of it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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OriginalGriff wouldn't want them to have photographic evidence.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Removed - Accidentally thought I was in the Soapbox
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modified 13-Jul-16 8:18am.
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I refer the honourable gentleman to the sticky post at the top of the page:
4. No politics (including enviro-politics[^]), no sex, no religion.
It's quite possible that that post contravenes all of them!
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My full apology - I thought I clicked the Soapbox before I enter it.
It is moved.
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Amazing how you're so quick to jump on this given the plethora of Brexit posts that flooded the Lounge in past weeks.
Can you say "double standard"? 
That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. ~ Tyrion Lannister
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Mike Mullikin wrote: Can you say "double standard"?
I keep trying but it comes out as "bubble handword", "rubble banded", mubble planted", etc. Dunno what the problem is.
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: Dunno what the problem is.
Your upper lip is too stiff?
That's what I do. I drink, and I know things. ~ Tyrion Lannister
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That was tonight's "Bazinga" moment. Now over to the sports desk...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The Brexit ones only broke one rule!
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FFS, post this sh*t in the Soapbox, you are not a noob here, so get with the program. 
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My full apology - I thought I clicked the Soapbox before I enter it.
It is moved.
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Same argumentation as in Europe; if you're against, then you must be an idiot.
Still, enjoying the show, where even judges spout their politcial views 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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