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its amazing what can be done with excel formulas
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I tried to be dramatic
And BTW! You are not much better, you are dead to the internet ...
this[^] and that[^]
So you are the second demigod in here
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Y'think?
Look back to blackshirts, Hitler Youth, etc.
The little ones with little views are the ones that do the most actual harm.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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HobbyProggy wrote: he's some kind of supergod watching us
Nah, he probably just has an Internet connection.
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Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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I want to be paid a fortune for making election predictions in the media!
Give me millions to spout BS, and no responsibility for the accuracy of my BS!
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I think rather a lot of other people beat you to it.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Give me millions to spout BS, and no responsibility for the accuracy of my BS!
Become an MP?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Military Police? Really?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Military Police? Really? You didn't know? Ya. They make a tank load of money.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Who exactly gives them that money? The last ones I watched at work acted more like a uniformed goon squad, beating everyone out of a bar and sorting out the soldiers afterwards. I would not be inclined to even give them a tip.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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They don't make as much as "entertainers" and "celebrities".
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Me too!
I want to give expert opinion on things I have no clue about!
While making heaps of money!
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Super Lloyd wrote: I want to give expert opinion on things I have no clue about!
While making heaps of money! The only part you are missing then is getting paid by CP.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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If that is so, why don't you become a politician yourself?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And between elections you can do forecasting for the Weather Service!
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And Balls Up is now Balls Out. It's a headline makers dream.
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Balls dropped?
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Nigel Farage, Ed Balls, Vince Cable, and George Galloway have all lost their seats. I'm a Celebrity is going to be amazing this year!
veni bibi saltavi
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Don't forget Charles Kennedy. He's always good on TV.
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They should get him on a Friday night debate show, with DD.
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And the petulant, naughty, noisy boy now has to resign!
Not an unhappy turn of events -- he says he's never felt happier, and I'm sure that many agree with him.
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I really do detest racism and this has tickled me pink.
veni bibi saltavi
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