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Writing for the Daily Mail, ...
In other words, it's utter bollocks.
Look out for tomorrow's headline: "Black Pudding Causes Cancer". 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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What, you mean it may not be true? 
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No, food-related headlines[^] are always true! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: "Black Pudding Causes Cancer And Lowers House Prices - Immigrants Eat It!".
This is the Daily Wail, after all.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Didn't pork scratchings become a superfood last year?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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That which kills the weak, strengthens the species. 
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Apparently eating black pudding in the days before a colon cancer test will often lead to false positive results[^]
I love the black beauties, especially the famed Bury black puddings.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Chris Quinn wrote: Bury black puddings
You may need to explain to our overseas listeners that that's not an instruction! 
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They can experience the joys themselves![^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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And if they can't get to the one they want they will pull the whole tree down.
New version: WinHeist Version They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain
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I've been lucky in that all 3 of mine aren't interested. Also they each got the same christmas present quite early on: 3 identical catnip kicker toys.
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You fool you! Cats don't have OWNERS! Cats have STAFF!
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or servants... 
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Really, now. If you didn't want the ornaments to be inspected then why did you hang them up to begin with? That's the trouble with people . . .
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I think our cat actual just goes "Pink blobs! No sense of humour..."
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I always make sure to hang the wooden ornaments near the bottom of the tree to keep the cat satisfied and amused...
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how do the comments have anything to do with the hosting site? Are you trying to get us to go to the hosting site "itaxsmart", by baiting us with stupid "funny" code comments? I don't know. 
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Did not intend to send your to a 'bad' site - the link was in reddit/r/programming, did not pay close attention to the site this early in the morning. Sorry. 
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... does a courier send me an email to tell me that a parcel has been delivered ... to me? I know! I was there. You only allow items to be delivered to the addressee in person. Do you imagine that after half an hour I've forgotten it occurring?
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I read a message from you in the CodeProject Lounge 
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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