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Some twit just killed 149 others while committing suicide on an airplane. The only answer is to ban airplanes!
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They only died when they hit the mountain - bad all mountains
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: bad all mountains
Indeed - Bad, bad mountain! Sit! Staaay!
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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it had form
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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No, that would result in a drop in ticket sales.
You just ban pilots being allowed on aircraft.
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It is people who created in the first place, pilot and take airplanes: ban people!
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it needs atmosphere to fly - ban air
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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earth has air! BAN EARTH!
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You're looking at it wrong. We need to reinstate personal responsibility: Make it illegal to die!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Make it illegal to die!
An offense which should be punishable by death. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Capital idea!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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it is and they are proud of their 0% recidivism rate
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Ban people who can't spell aeroplane[^] properly! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
modified 26-Mar-15 11:08am.
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Ban people who can't link to the correct wiki page... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Ban people who can't link to a the correct wiki page
FIFY
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Finally, someone with sense. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Finally, someone with sense[^]
FTFY! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Ban the hamsters who ate my link! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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does look like someone forgot to feed them today
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Any non-brit and most brits after a pub trip? 
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It only happened because the copilot couldn't get back into the cockpit, ban terrorist-resistant doors!
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wasn't the co-pilot on the cockpit side of the door? maybe they should fit the doors the other way round
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Imagine the pilot left, then the co-pilot thought, "Hey, I need to relieve myself too" and he leaves the cockpit.
What then?
No way into the cockpit.
No radio contact.
No way to control the plane.
You may be onto something...
"Sit pilot, stay."
Even better, they start wearing fighter pilot suits and they can relieve themselves right there in the cockpit. The doors do not disengage unless the plane is on the ground.
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Paul M Watt wrote: The doors do not disengage unless the plane is on the ground.
So how would the stewardesses get in to serve the pilots (coffee)??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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