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Does DNA stand for the National Association of Dyslexics?
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Why is Dyslexia so hard to spell?
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It thought it was Douglas Adams. 
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No, no - it was me. I was here when I typed it.
And besides, I don't think he's a member... 
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Sadly he has gone from being a member to being a remember.
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He's not dead as long as we 'member him.
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I have Daily sex.....I mean I have Dyslexia.
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Isn't dyslexia the national language of France?
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For those in Canada or ex-pats elsewhere, happy Thanksgiving!
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I was under the impression Thanksgiving was a thing those south of you did but hey happy day! 
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I think Thanksgiving in Canada is where all the Canadians give thanks they aren't USAians! 
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I did Wiki it, looks like the tradition was taken North by Americans who liked the Royal Family!, & didn't like George Washington
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People are people; good and bad on both sides of the border.
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Giving thanks for a successful harvest was a tradition imported from Europe. It is celebrated when the harvest happens; in Canada, that is October, in the U.S., November.
From Canada, live in the U.S. - celebrate both! Next Saturday, will be with 50 or so people for 'Canadian Thanksgiving', in November, will be in West Virginia providing and serving Thanksgiving dinner.
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Since yesterday, when I try to update Windows Defender definitions, I get a "Connection failed" error. Has anybody else experienced the same?
Note: I can manually download the definitions file and install it by hand, but I cannot do it from within Defender.
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
modified 12-Oct-15 10:19am.
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Does it work from Windows Updates in control panel?
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No, same problem. This started to occur after I upgraded to Windows 10 on Saturday.  By the way, on Win 10 there is no update icon in the Control Panel. You get a "Settings" icon where you check for all possible updates.
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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Yeh, it's changed its name, but you know what I meant!
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So today is Columbus Day here in the United States. As school children, we are taught that Christopher Columbus is "the greatest explorer of all time because he discovered our home", which is really just a nice way of saying "he was a gold grubbing European that accidentally discovered an entire hemisphere and didn't realize it, but really he didn't even do that because the Vikings had already found it".
Luckily, The Oatmeal is here to set the record straight: Columbus Day[^]
(Yes, I realize this comic is a couple years old and has probably already been posted. No, I don't care.)
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
modified 12-Oct-15 11:55am.
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Colin Mullikin wrote: he was a gold grubbing European
He was Italian, what did you expect? 
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"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Who landed first, Columbus or Amerigo Vespucci?
If it was Columbus, should have been called Columbia, isn't it? Or, that domain name was already taken
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I thing Vespucci got to the mainland where CC only made the islands.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Columbus - he thought he was in India all the time. He was there for the money not for Geography... Vespucci looking at the cartographed coast lines noticed that it was fairly different from India.
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Neither. Upon each of their arrivals, at completely different locations, they spotted a mysterious blue box and a dorky looking fellow in a bowtie taking pictures of them.
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... But who wrote the 5th symphony in the first place?
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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