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Mickeysoft's ideas are something we all should fear 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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What about these:
Code-o-phobia: Fear of code, especially large code bases (by a beginner).
Tester-o-phobia: Developer fearing about a tester finding his bug.
Developer-o-phobia: Tester fearing about getting beaten up by a developer, after finding a bug.
UML-o-phobia,
Design-pattern-o-phobia,
Legacy-o-phobia,
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Of course, I could be wrong - I got Chris' b'day wrong for some reason, but my calendar is popping up my first online good buddy as having a natal day today. Accurate or not, I'm wishing him a great day. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Ooh. Happy birthday Mr Smitha. Have a great one.
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Thank you, Pete
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Belated thank you, Roger
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Injecting mayonnaise?!? How does that even become a thing?
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And imagine how hard you'd have to push to injected it.
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Some times, what doesn't kill you will at least catch you a few moments of fame.
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More proof that "you can't fix stupid' 
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
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From the link: About a decade ago there was a trend of people injecting mayonnaise........Vegemite and household spice, most recently turmeric, have also been injected
Good god!
Slow Kiwi: Hey man, like I need a big needle.
Pharmacist: What gauge?
Slow Kiwi: (pulls out a jar of Hellman's[^]) Um, garden hose?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I always wondered how our ancestors learned which plants were poisonous, edible, or have other 'special' properties.
..laxatives sound like a sh*tty way to die.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Yep. And without Darwinism, can you imagine how bad it really could have been 
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: ..laxatives sound like a sh***y way to die.
Quite literally.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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What.
The.
F***.
Is.
Wrong.
With.
Those.
People?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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BEN HEATHER wrote: "These are the sorts of drug users who are marginalised even when compared to other drug users."
Which pretty much says it all...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What time is it where you are? It is currently 1:24 AM where I am (I can't sleep for some reason)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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06:30
I woke up at 04:45 and tried to go back to sleep. But then Dij The Cat decided to stand on my bladder half an hour later, so I got up.
Herself is still snoozing happily...lucky girl!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Dij The Cat decided to stand on my bladder half an hour later
My cat Lucky does that sometimes as well, though he usually stands on my face.
My family's other cats often run over my head at night when they get the midnight zoomies.
They kind of remind me of Zip Zaps.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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We used to have a cat - serious size DSH, he was 8Kg or so - whose morning routine revolved around getting me up. Because if I was up, Herself would get up soon, and he would get his breakfast.
So when his belly said it was breakfast time, he would stand on my belly and try to break my nose with his forehead... 
The bladder stand was enough - the Gorbals Kiss was just an extra to drive the point home.
He never did this to Herself: he knew who controlled the cat food! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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One of our younger cats, Maximus Aurelius, used to do head punches instead of head bumps, but he has stopped doing that.
It hurt. A lot.
Max isn't the brightest cat we have had (but he isn't the dumbest either), but he is very friendly. He has a number of catnip filled fish, which we throw for him, and he brings them right back. Over and over and over and over and over and over ad infinitum. He also sits like a dog, and I can get him to sit on command quite easily.
His sister, Matilda, is quite bright, and VERY talkative, often chattering at bugs, birds, light spots, and just about everything else. She is also the bold and brave one, while Max, who tries to act tough, is a big wuss.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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