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Shark Attack
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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The Other Other Boleyn Girl.
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We have a T-Rex!
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Paris does everybody
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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Speak for yourself! I have a cattle prod, and I'm not afraid to use it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I hope you remember you have to do a CCC today. You did win yesterday, remember? 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Yep: 09:00 GMT - and we're now on BST, so that's 10:00 local time.
Beginning to wish I'd made it 09:00 UK time instead!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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does a sheep prod counter that ? 
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You don't want to keep the sheep away...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well you know, it's a wooly business 
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death[^] - An old classic! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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5+ for the title alone
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Wow, I thought I was the only person to watch that!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I haven't actually watched it, but the title did intrigue me, so I'm currently trying to get a hold of it on Pirate Bay at the video store, so that I can waste a couple of hours... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It is not the worst movie I have seen, if I remember correctly. Lots of women in skimpy outfits. It has been so long I do not even remember if there is nudity. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Paddington.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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A Nagging woman
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Hilary for President. 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I worked for 2 years on web programming, and then went into corporate law. That was about 10 years ago. I got sick of working on credit derivatives, running deals and pulling all nighters, so I quit my job at big law firm, and moved my family back to my hometown from DC. I'm not back in tech, but not sure where to go from here, and would really appreciate all your advice and input.
I'm working in a client support role for an enterprise software company. The product I support is a business process management suite. This role touches on web hosting, database, some scripting and of course client management. I help clients resolve issues, document bugs and work with developers to release hot-fix etc. Given that I'm quite rusty with all things technical, this seems like a good starting point. The issue is that I feel support is kind of dead end, particularly given I'm working in a branch office that handles only support for the most part. I'd like to move out of support into other fields. Any ideas? I'm thinking something like InfoSec can be quite interesting. Development sounds cool as well, but at 35 I may be too old for that.
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You obviously are taking quite a pay cut, going from corporate law to not knowing what you want to do in IT.
Unfortunately, if you are rusty in all things technical, you might have a difficult time; maybe not. If you like coding more than "support", I would get in as an entry level programmer with an established company, who is looking for new talent.
After you have 5 years in doing that, then start your climb back up the ladder. I am sure I am not telling you anything you don't already know, but never settle for equal or less pay and always go for more challenging work. Eventually you will plateau in pay but the work should always remain challenging.
My brief, 2 cents.
Good luck, whoever you are.
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I'm making about 1/4 of what I used to make, but also working 40% less. I have substantial savings from from my lawyering days, so money is not a big concern. My hometown is a hick little place, I'm getting paid about 70k now, which is more than the median here. Not having to carry a blackberry and be on-call 24/7 is great.
I've only been doing my current job for 2 months, the goal right now is of course to do this job well, and reacquaint myself with things like Apache, IIS, Oracle, etc. Even though I have a computer science degree, I was never much of a programmer. I'd probably stay on the operational side of IT, something like network admin, information security, maybe web programming. I don't expect to make anywhere near what I used to make, nor do I want to, just looking for more interesting work with better lifestyle.
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