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Does a superhero/ninja developer get paid a super salary?
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Hah. Once I saw this recruiter talking to everybody on LinkedIn:
"Looking only for the nerds! If you are a nerd, and know how to program, and have experience on it, we are accepting only the bests! We pay the market compatible salary."
People started to make so many jokes out of it that the recruiter had to delete the job announcement.
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I'm no ninja/rockstar coder, but I was pleasantly surprised with the offer 
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Clearly, they lied. F***ers. You wouldn't want to work for them anyway!
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Visual Studio 2015 apparently has a bug that causes templates in c++ to be defined multiple times which ends up causing multiply defined symbol errors.
I saw this with ICU.
[REDACTED] Microsoft! Get it right and working before releasing the [REDACTED] product! You [REDACTED] idiots!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Steps to reproduce?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Dude. If you want the birds and the bees talk, speak with your parents.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I have the definite impression Richard is a little old for that particular chat 
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Download latest ICU.
Unpack archive
Go to icu/source/allinone
Open the solution with VS2015
Select Release Win32
Build
Wait
Look at output window
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I favorably assume you did report this to connect[^] before posting here.
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I tried. I got an error while doing so. Something like: "You don't have permissions to update the database".
Even the bug reporting system doesn't work!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Richard Andrew x64 wrote: Steps to reproduce?
Install any Microsoft product before SP1...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Leslie[^] beat you to it by over 6 hours! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Implying I'm capable of reading
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: [REDACTED] Microsoft! Get it right and working before releasing the [REDACTED] product! You [REDACTED] idiots!
Where's the fun in that?
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Exercise T-Shirt clickity[^]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Got a shirt that smells like bacon.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I spilled H2SO4 on Jon Stewart - is he now an acidic Jew?
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Even better than a walking desk:
With an NSFW Name, This Tech Makes Coding Pure Torture[^]
(Decided not to include it in tomorrow's news as it's not terribly KSS)
((I suppose it's not KSS enough for the Lounge either - it includes "a bad word" - but I'm hoping there are fewer complaints here.))
(((Besides, it's Wired. Available on news stands everywhere kid sisters are. )))
((((Why do I suddenly feel like writing LISP? ))))
TTFN - Kent
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What the f***?
What possessed him to do THAT? The evil spirit of horrendous coding torture?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Look at it this way. If you became an adept bodyf**k programmer, you'd probably be built like a fitness model.
Or you'd be hospitalized for your volitional grand mal seizures, take your pick.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Found some old playlist with all (Dutch) #1 songs from the top 40 from 1960 something up to 2010.
Started out with some U2, 2 Brothers on the 4th Floor, 2 Live Crew and 4 Non Blondes (what's with the numbers?) somewhere in the 90's (skipped the 00's).
Moving through the 80's with Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark, a-ha, Cheap Trick and Simple Minds.
Just reached the 70's with The Pointer Sisters, Bacarra, Wings and Boney M.
Some nice picks from different era's.
Afraid I'll have to skip the 60's as it's bed time soon...
Ah well, at least my evening was well spent! 
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I found this kid's story to be fascinating, and inspirational. The video is a couple year's old, and may have been posted here already ("Leslie, you around?") but way worth the watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBXZWB_dNsw[^]
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