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How long a time out they give you?
New version: WinHeist Version When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Unknown
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Dang, I meant to recommend you for modernization.
modified 18-Oct-15 12:40pm.
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... when the cat got belled 
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Strangely, it seems cat bells don't work - one of ours had 13 bells at one point, and it didn't even slow him down - apparently, prey don't associate "bell ringing" with "predator" until it's far too late to pass on the information to their descendants...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I can imagine baby rodents shouting "Santa's here!" and scurrying out to meet him.
I also think that if ever I was in charge of caring for a cat, I'd call it "Belling".
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According the - not official/final - results of the weekly poll more than 50% of developers find programming more than 'rarely frustrating'...
So why to do it?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Programming itself is not frustrating, just that what managers, clients, incompentent and zealous programmers apparently think it's all about.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: Programming itself is not frustrating
You've never done JavaScript? 
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It would have to be a programming language to make programming frustrating, ergo....
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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And quite true.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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ooh. That's cold. Real cold.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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The PHP people always bragged that they could do anything anyone could think of. When someone then mentioned something which an interpreter really can't do, then they usually retreated to calling it 'just a scripting language'. So I guess that any little interpreter that falls a little short is just a scripting language.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Sander Rossel wrote: You've never done JavaScript WCF?
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For the groupie chicks, obviously.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote: groupie chicks
?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What? 
You don't get Development Groupies in Israel?
That's terrible - what are you doing the job for?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I visit Microsoft's monthly meetings (if I can), but a skip all the other invitations for 'Made in Jerusalem', 'Tea for two' and other groups - I was thinking it is a waste of time...Maybe I'm wrong 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"Tea for two" is a well-known euphemism. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think the official name is 'talkcafe', but I do not drink coffee...
Euphemism - for what? I didn't found nothing that justifies that smile...(found something about 'drinking a tea', that sounds me idiotic).
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Nothing, like riding out after a long day of programming, seeing the peasants coming home from working on your fields and riding just fast enough that the groupies get some exercise but don't catch up until you return to your manor. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes, we just don't agree that we are. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Because someone has to do the needful.
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I'm in it for the money!
And of course I need an excuse to hang around on CP 
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Because it beats beating our heads against a wall?
New version: WinHeist Version When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Unknown
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lol and I read first "Are we that Macintosh". I definitely need new glasses 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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