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What? Are you trying to make us believe they've got colour down there?
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Of course we have. We watch all the latest Betamax Films in Colour.
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I have a 51 inch Samsung smart TV. It has an amazing picture and can be hooked up to internet via hard line or wireless. Has all the USB/HDMI ports, etc...
Can hook up to your Google account if you like.
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I don't have a tv, just a largish monitor and I get everything I need through the interweb.
Dr Who via iPlayer and the rest comes through Lovefilm or YouTube.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Everyone knows that the Scots invented everything[^] that the Chinese didn't.
Now it seems they invented sex[^] too.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Irn Bru, Stovies, Deep Fried Mars Bars are all missing from the list 
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That's because the Chinese invented them first.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Is it just me...or do those fish look...rather happy?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's because they've just received a fresh batch of fried Mars bars from China.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hardly surprising.
I mean, whether you live in the Highlands or on the Glens, there's bugger all to do but look out at the heather (which is a particularly nasty plant), so you either turn inward and think great, inventive thoughts, or you turn outward to bonnie lasses.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Whereas here in Wales, we just turn inward and think great, inventive thoughts about bonnie lasses.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You typoed "Lassies".
Lasses don't herd sheep for you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: You typoed "Lassies".
Possibly not, this might be OG's pack of pimps?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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So who invented the bagpipes[^] then?
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Wasn't that the Italians (or earlier versions thereof)?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Must have been BoB in around 1 000 BC
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That was my first though, someone had fun naming that...
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Another species of the same type found in China is chuandongensis, and that was discovered by a man named Wang.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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And roads...
"The noblest prospect which a Scotchman ever sees, is the high road that leads him to England!" Samuel Johnson
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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GuyThiebaut wrote:
"The noblest prospect which a Scotchman ever sees, is the high road that leads him to England!" Samuel Johnson
Dr. Johnson pros
A Dictionary of the English Language -- one of the funniest books ever written (even funnier than the Websters).
"I do so love a good laugh, and he always delivers!" (Wallace, 2014)
Dr. Johnson cons
Didn't know the difference between "scotchman" and "Scotsman" -- yet another reason why the task of compiling a dictionary should never have been placed in his hands.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The DVD/CD player on my lappie has stopped working. I put a movie in last night, it spins up and stops immediately.
A quick Google [other search engines are available] shows either driver or hardware at fault, but I can't seem to be able to find a reliable source as to what my next step should be.
So instead of a reliable source, I've decided to ask you drunken reprobates. Any ideas what I should do?
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Remove the DVD/CD and put an extra hd/ mSSD
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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As above, but it really depends on how much you use the optical drive. An external drive can be obtained for not a lot and can be plugged in and used as required. I have been looking at an external blu-ray writer drive for a while now, the question is do I really need it.
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