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*cries in the corner*
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Crying in the corner is one strategy, another strategy is using different words 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Never mind... 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Putting a sticker on your car increases the life expectancy of those following you, unless I misunderstand your account of the conversation with the mortician.
So, [insert Afaal's original comment here]
And yes, I realize that it's pointless if you already understand the correlation between increased mortality and following distance - just as I'm aware that jokes get exponentially less funny the more they're explained..
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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enhzflep wrote: just as I'm aware that jokes get exponentially less funny the more they're explained..
But, sometimes if delivered properly**, over-explaining a joke can actually make it quite funny. Norm Macdonald has a knack for that.
**Delivery is everything. In many cases, the content of the joke isn't important.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Agreed. But the logistics would be terrible. I better idea would be have the sticker on the bonnet of your car facing you. Problem solved 
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Yes, it would get stuck to the car in front of us, after the accident, after all. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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No need of a real rear camera. Just a dummy camera, with a prominent sticker would do, isn't it?
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Yeah, it's all fun and games until someone actually rear ends you and you wanna claim on the insurance. Always best to assume the worst and be delighted when it doesn't happen than assume the best and live (or indeed die) to regret it!
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Why not install a bazooka, and blow them off the face of the earth?
When driving with stupid and unsafe drivers, my dad used to tell my brother and I, "Boys, get me the bazooka. We are being attacked by idiots." 
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:grins:
I imagine trips with your dad were more interesting than those with mine.
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enhzflep wrote: I imagine trips with your dad were more interesting than those with mine.
Yes, I miss my dad. He was the best.
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I've always been tempted to get some of those solid-fuel rocket models[^] you can build and install them in PVC tubes on the roof of the car for just such eventualities...
But, the Police would probably frown on them, and call in the anti-terrorism group. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Haha, nice. I've got an Estes Executioner sitting in storage somewhere, complete with a couple of D12 motors, waiting for when I get a chance to assemble it and some nice weather.
Against my better judgement, I'll share a tale of an exchange I had on a now defunct website back in either 2006/7. Your mention of using hobby rockets for something other than their intended purpose reminded me of the affair.
Basically, someone was running through the calculations required to make a 'pop-bottle rpg' as he called it. The idea was to emulate the flight performance of an rpg-7 round, using a P.E.T bottle as the nacelle. I forget the projected weight now, but we worked out that to accelerate it to 115 m/s as it left the muzzle, you'd need a peak impulse of something in the order of 50,000 newtons (Recall that an Estes A motor has up to just 2.5 N·s in it, with an A10 reaching a peak thrust of about 12 newtons).
Anyway, it quickly became apparent that that was not the sort of kit one puts together in the home garage.
Not all that long after, one of the mods (whom I despised and in the meantime had banned me for disagreeing with and insulting him) at the place became a wanted suspect in the shooting death and subsequent dismemberment of the fella he lived with. It was all rather surreal to be honest. This fella was totally off the radar until the fool used a credit card of the deceased somewhere near the canada/us border. Two months after the murder he was found in Canada.
The problem was though, he'd been discovered hiding out at the house of the 'pop-bottle rpg' guy. Oh crap! But it got even 'better' - the host and his family were found to have illegal and unlicensed fully automatic weapons and to have been manufacturing and selling meth-amphetamine. Oh elephant! What on earth have I gone and done now, I wondered.
The mod was eventually found guilty back in 2012 and sent off to her majesty's hotel. Never heard anything more of of about pop-bottle guy, thankfully.
It seemed kinda funny on reflection that the mod had called someone the term for a bundle of sticks or a homosexual man, which led to a heated discussion, culminating in me making the reply that got me banned - something like 'have fun in prison gay-boy' (which was used on account of how offensive I knew he'd find it. I'm really happy that people are increasingly being permitted to marry whomever they choose) . I vaguely considered sending him a print-out of the exchange in prison once or twice, but decided I'd been foolish enough already and that there was really nothing to be gained by antagonizing him.
You'd think someone would have the sense not to engage someone that called themselves NBK2000, presumably after the Woody Harrelson movie Natural Born Killers. Alas, I did not. I'd be amazed if my internet usage hasn't been monitored since that time, to be perfectly honest. Joining The Explosives and Weapons Forum wasn't exactly the brightest idea I've ever had.  I never was interested in the 'right' things..
Sharing here my account of the time probably isn't terribly wise either, but it's the truth. Hope someone gets a laugh out of it. 
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
modified 28-Jun-15 11:24am.
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I'm just guessing that there are enough "keywords" there that if you weren't being monitored before, you are now!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh, if that post would do it, I was on the list a loooong time ago. sciencemadness.org and roguesci.org saw to that, I'm certain.
Good luck to 'em. They're smart enough to see that while I've diverse and unconventional interests, I pose no threat to anything/one. I'd just like to enjoy life, learn/understand as much as I can and help others do the same.
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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I think you are confusing "common sense" and "government"...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nah, ASIOs a smart bunch. The government not so much. There's reasonably good separation between the two entities unless I'm mistaken.
In any case, what's done is done and was so a long time ago. Can't change it now - I've known for a decade I may have been walking around with a neon sign that says "I'm over here". That's if I hadn't been wearing it 15 years prior to that.
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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That story is so bat-guano crazy that I believe there is a high probability that you are not making it up.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Unfortunately, I've got the imagination (and at times, it seems, sense) of a house-brick.
Not a single word of my post is a lie. I couldn't make the stuff up if I tried. 
His name is Arthur Carnes IV, the site was RogueSci.org and here's a couple of choice snaps of the b@stard.
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/arthur-carnes[^]
http://www.news10.net/news/article/183813/2/Jury-returns-guilty-verdict-in-Galt-mans-dismemberment-murder[^]
Mr 'pop-bottle' went by the name of "Chris The Great"
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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Just wanted to make sure that you know that I was not being sarcastic, I actually believe you as everything hangs together in the story.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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 Cheers mate, no - there's no problem. You didn't come across as sarcastic. I hope my response didn't come across poorly. I'm like a sponge for stories like that and figured some more info would give you the means to look into any further if desired.
The range of human behaviour is both awe-inspiring and truly stupefying at times. The most interesting things always happen around the fringes, I think. Psychopaths are a truly fascinating bunch.
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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Where do I get the sticker?
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Try here.[^]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I heard somewhere about a driver who adjusted the nozzle of the passenger side window washing fluid sprayer so it sprayed up and over the top of his car.
When someone followed to close, he juiced them.
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