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Saturday Night Fever
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Another day on the toilet
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I think that was our FD in his last motivational speech to the staff.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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The exam
#region(start signature)
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
#endregion
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Major boobage.
Is that too nsfw?
How was Marilyn Manson? I'm considering seeing him live, but if he is only playing new stuff, I might as well skip it.
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I wasn't that impressed
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The Passion of Christ
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Hitler in USA !!
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Isn't that from Taylor Swift's letter to Apple?
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Spock: The Dark Side
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Yesterday's CP Weekly Newsletter called for articles on the Apple Swift language.
Now, let me tell you, I don't think it's worth an article, and it's a bit off-topic for CP, but I reckon the language could have got really, really heated, and other folks could have joined in as well, and stuck it to Apple good and proper.
Fortunately, Apple had a rethink on Sunday, and changed the policy, so all is now sweet and calm.
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A well taylored post sir!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't know there was a blank space, baby, I could have wrote my name.
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Sounds like they were able to shake it off.
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I have been working on building GDBM with MSVC, and I ended up creating a VS project for that, and after some fiddling, I got it to work.
It took about 30 minutes to get it working, and no patches were needed.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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GDBM == Gosh Darn Big Mofo?
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Gnu DBM. It is an extended implementation of the UNIX DBM interface.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I remember writing such a file manager (I can't see why they call it DB?!) for my final project at the collage to help me with the data part...
I didn't want to use COBOL (which has it built in) and connecting the mainframe for SQL was out-of-question, so I wrote a file manager to store indexed data...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: It took about 30 minutes to get it working, and no patches were needed.
It's nice when a project works out easier then expected.
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Did anyone try using it? Opinions or ideas?
Xaml still seems to be ok so why would one switch to WinJS?
I can find some comparison charts on the internet but nothing beats experience.
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WinForms is still ok, so why would anyone switch to Xaml?
Yes, serious question; the editors from the older versions of VS (2012, 2013) are kinda crap. Read a post here today that they are still crap in 2015.
Why would anyone want to use a techbnology that still feels like it is in beta? The comparison chart will tell you that WPF is hardware-driven, where WinForms is drawn by the CPU. Given the fact that WinForms is created for a very outdated and very slow CPU, I do not see this as a serious advantage that outweighs the added complexity nor the vendor-lockin on the platform.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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