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Off course we are.
I'll get my coat.
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Quote: Wrong is evil and must be defeated.
Wow! And you're still saying we're on the right path. Makes no sense!
Favourite line: Throw me to them wolves and close the gate up. I am afraid of what will happen to them wolves - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: I'll get my coat Jedi robe.
FTFY 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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There are divergent ideas on this.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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3 years and 2 months after my divorce, I have finally used up the last bottle of shampoo my ex "wife" was hoarding. No, we could not afford real poo but that is another story. Yes she really had enough bottles of shampoo to keep my hair squeaky clean every day for that amount of time. No wonder I seem rich now by comparison. Going shopping now! 
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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..so, in case of a zombie-apocalypse, you'd be hungry with shiny hair?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: zombie-apocalypse
Probably. The zombies would starve to death finding her brains though.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Congrats you've finally got closure, good feeling ain't it?
It took me 8 years to finally get rid of my ex; the drunken phone calls, following me to the bar and cussing me out, using our kids to get at me, etc.. When it finally ended it was a HUGE weight off my shoulders.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Hehehe... I had to marry mine off to someone else to get her to stop crawling in the window at night for connubial favors. I offered to give away the bride, but her victim new husband thought it might embarrass his family.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Mine used to drag her new husband to the bar with her. I would ask him WTF there's no bars on you side of town? Ended up she drove him crazy and he left her ass and now she's alone and occasionally has a boy friend but don't keep them long.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Mike Hankey wrote: finally got closure
lol.... I was actually just thinking of you. My conspiracy theory says that, either consciously or subconsciously, you felt the disturbance in the intelligence aura surrounding Floor-eeee-duh as I am quite sure that the average intelligence of the state dropped about 50 points when she moved back there.... right around the time you decided to move to NC (I think it was).
I don't have to worry about any drama though. I have taken measures to keep my location hidden from her. She could probably find me if she really wanted to but I am way more trouble than it's worth.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Sounds like I got out of Flooreeeduh just in time as I seem to attract psychos. Well your location is safe with me...send money to 555 Wedontneednobitches Rd. Beaufort, SC! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Mike Hankey wrote: send money
Sure thing. Just as a security precaution, guess how many fingers I am holding up and you check will be on it's way. Unless you would prefer direct deposit, then post you bank information here and I will deposit your bribe "donation" directly.... 
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Wes Aday wrote: Sure thing. Just as a security precaution, guess how many fingers I am holding up and you check will be on it's way
I bet you're holding up one finger in a friendly salute? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Mike Hankey wrote: one finger
Ah.... trick question. I'm in Texas so it was a .45 lol
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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I found out the hard way you don't need a permit to carry in Texas. On my trip out west in April I was stopped and they found a 45 in my luggage and I was scared to death but they just ran a check on it and put it back in my stuff. He couldn't believe because I had long hair that I didn't have drugs in the car.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Mike Hankey wrote: I didn't have drugs in the car
That he could find anyway.... <nudge, nudge,="" wink,="" wink="">
I found out a couple of months ago that I have bad blood. My father informed me that my grandfather was a deputy sheriff back in the '30s and asked me if I was interested in having his service revolver. I jumped at that and now have his S&W 32 20.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Wes Aday wrote: My father informed me that my grandfather was a deputy sheriff back in the '30s and asked me if I was interested in having his service revolver. I jumped at that and now have his S&W 32 20.
Awesome, don't know much about guns anymore but just having something from you grandfather is cool.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Mike Hankey wrote: from you grandfather is cool
Yep. Happy to have it. Especially when he died 50 years ago. The sucky part is that I have no one to pass it on to.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Wes Aday wrote: ... I have no one to pass it on to.
Wanna adopt me?
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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H.Brydon wrote: Wanna adopt me
Uhm.... er... hmmm... the son I never wanted? 
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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Find out who your closest relative is and bequeath it to them in your will. Make sure to write down the story behind it. Your grandfather must have cousins or something.
When all else fails, find your local (gun) museum and see if they'd like it.
Another option is to adopt Mike.
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My consolations and congratulations !
cheers, Bill
« I had therefore to remove knowledge, in order to make room for belief » Immanuel Kant
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always have a pair of clean underwear on hand and always fight zombies with clean hair.
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Slacker007 wrote: fight zombies with clean hair
How can the zombies see the clean hair when everyone knows that if you wrap your towel around your head, they can't see you either. 
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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