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Here's the link for 2012 Update 5: http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=48708[^]
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Ten for today:- She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
- No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
- A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
- Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
- A hole was found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking in to it.
- A sign on the lawn of a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."
- A backward poet writes in-verse.
- When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
- The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
- Don't join dangerous cults; practice safe sects.
/ravi
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Oldies but goodies. 
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
And the clown of course, tasted funny.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I get a feeling here that you might be on the same designer-drugs that OriginalGriff is on, but I suspect that Griff is getting stuff a little more idempotent.
Of course, I'm just saying this out of jealousy.
cheers, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Now, that was funny as hell, Bill.
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BillWoodruff wrote: a little more idempotent.
Thanks for this comparative oxymoron!
Please feel free to suggest to me the chemical concoction that inspired you to this rhetorical masterpiece.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: Please feel free to suggest to me the chemical concoction that inspired you to this rhetorical masterpiece.
Cantor and Godel ... but, if you want a longer feel than that ... it's gonna cost you.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Oldies but goodies
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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What you found a pile of Readers Digest!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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/ravi
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Makes me think of a lovely little book named Quotable quotes for quoters.
But I prefer the book Schwarzes Humor I got to improve my German skills.
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The Chinese family of three on the back of Plai Somjai (that's the elephant's name) have been rescued after three hours in the forest after Plai gored his mahout to death and ran off [^].
The story now reads that Plai saw another mahout who had abused him in the past, became enraged, shook his head, causing his mounted mahout to fall off, then gored his mahout on the ground.
I'll bet that one's traumatized Chinese family.
My sympathies go out to them, and the family of Khun Surachai, the deceased mahout.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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No, the lesson is to ride only elephants who claim to be members of a group which purports to adhere to a doctrine of "forgive and forget".
(Better now?)
modified 26-Aug-15 20:07pm.
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Poor form old chap. The soapbox back-room is -------> that-a-way.
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
modified 26-Aug-15 12:27pm.
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Hey, I didn't start it! 
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Oh yes? I seem to be missing things as I get older.
Perhaps you'd be kind enough to direct my attention to the previous mention of religion in the topic?
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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Nope. Nothing wrong with that post.
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Perhaps you and I share a different understanding of rule #4?
Not only is religion brought into a topic that has nothing to do with it, but it also contains an implied insult against a competing one.
While I wont vote abuse, since I feel that is a little too strong, a down-vote to PIEBALDconsult would certainly have been sent with my regards if they were still available.
I'm interested in re-aligning my views if they go against the group consensus, so I'll ask you - why do you think the comment was acceptable?
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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enhzflep wrote: it also contains an implied insult against a competing one.
Quite the contrary.
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It merely contains praise for the Christian faith?
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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enhzflep wrote: It merely contains praise for the Christian faith?
Christians may have used the motto, but our actions were mostly quite the opposite.
It is quite hard at the moment to not joke about Catholic elephants, as a subgroup of Christians.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
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