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I know the feeling - I'm often asked to button up.
/ravi
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Yeah, I probably will have to quilt my attempts at being funny.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I like your humor - you often have me in stitches.
/ravi
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I'd like to be a comedian but I suffer from angoraphobia.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Comedians, angoraphobes... they're cut from the same cloth.
/ravi
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My friends tell me my jokes are too khaki for their tastes.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ah, but they don't know what you have up your sleeve!
/ravi
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True, I'll keep trying to persuede them that I am in fact funny.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Just pile it on - they'll soon tire and nap.
/ravi
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Good idea, eventually they'll trow in the towel.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Nah, that's just a yarn.
/ravi
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At this point I'm linen towards a different goal, you know like hardware design, a bunch of laughs hardware design is...(actually I am debugging a new piece of hardware today, woohoo!  )
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That sounds like a blanket statement.
/ravi
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OK, maybe I am full of sheet. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Don't let that tassle you.
/ravi
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Yeah, nothing is really as good as it seams.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I wish I could say something that would placket you.
/ravi
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You just want to be Shari's hand, don't you?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Not really - she's been dead for nearly 20 years...
Did you know she wrote a Star Trek episode?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Did you know she wrote a Star Trek episode?
She wanted a Spock puppet too?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You have a warped sense of humour.
I suspect more bad puns are looming.
If not, you might end up feeling be-weft.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Are you saying there's a dark cloud looming over them?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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It is the boll weevil overlords who make the ill cotton gains, the workers have to keep their cotten pickin' hands to themselves.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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What a rayon sunshine you are!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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