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I've heard of stories where surfers punch a shark in the nose because that area is sensitive and throws them off. Kind of like a kick in the nuts. 
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
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Try to jump before a van coming down the road with 30 mph and stop it by giving it a good smack on the hood. That is about the mass and speed of an attacking white shark and the van does not even try to bite. The surfer only survived because the shark was still trying to figure out what he was. He would have had no chance to fight off a serious attack.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Yes you're correct - if the shark is attacking he's toast. Otherwise you have a chance.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
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Today is a good day for (the gov't spokes-being's career) to die?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Every day is a good day for a politician to die! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Agree, but they are just so nocturnal.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Or as they would have it in the Cynulliad Cenedlaethol Cymru:
DaHjaj 'oH QaQ jaj Hegh politician
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It is used because it is easier to understand than Welsh. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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This guy is one of your ministers...  
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And he still made more sense than half the current cabinet!
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So Welsh minister has so many spare time, that he can master Kinglon...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Better than mastering LionKing, I guess...
You do realize you can get a university degree in Klingon[^] these days?
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Quote: cha' cha'DIch bing mughwI' lo' tlhap 'oH
Two shakes of a lamb's tail! Something Bing has that Google doesn't?
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How to say almost anything in Welsh: baaa[^]
NSFW!!!
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I can speak perfect welsh after a few beers but the trouble is the sheep don't understand me when i shout "come here my love" across the field.
Wales is too darn cold for me but if you broke away like i think scotland should had done then i might move over the border since my home town has been ethnicaly cleansed thanks to labour who knows everyone in the city will keep them in power so they gives um privladges way above what we can expect to have.
it's called money for votes, it's working very well
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I find it admirable that the Welsh still speak the ancient elven tongue.
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It's not so different from the gibberish our government usually speaks
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nuq 'oH muj ghaH 'e'
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I wish I could show you a picture of this SATA III disk dock.
It takes 3.5" or 2.5" SATA disks plugged into it (up to 6Tb). They stick out the top and it sits on your desktop.
Very cool. Oh, you can see you picture at amazon.com[^]
I've never seen one like this.
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They're pretty common around tech circles.
I have two and good days around here that's not enough
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Some refer to them as toasters.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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Haha, that's funny. That's what they look like.
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This[^] includes eSATA support for super-fast transfers.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I've had a cheap one that takes SATA/PATA disks for some years - they are a major bonus when you get a dead, suspect, or infected PC and you need to clean / test / disinfect it - or just retrieve info before discarding it. Means the nasty object can be accessed without risking the PC you are trying to read it from. And if the hardware is fried, it takes out $20 worth of kit instead of the motherboard on my good PC... 
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