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I would like to win today too.
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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I'd just like to score.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Beer drinking contest at the highland games? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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A farmer was counting his cows and initially only counted 196. But when he rounded them up he had 200.
/ravi
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What if his initial count was 204? Would he have rounded them down?
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The operative word is "only". Without it, there would be no joke.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: The operative word is "only". ... no joke.
FTFY! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think that Farmer was Sander[^], because inherits from Lazy.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Should probably change my will.
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Count me out!
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Done, but there still are extra 3 of them. 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Had to do a double take...nice! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I knew I could count on you, Mike.
/ravi
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Ravi Bhavnani wrote: I knew I could count on you herd you in, Mike.
FTFY
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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A farmer was counting his ten quadrillion cows, and initially it was going was well. However he found that in the end he had counted only 9007199254740992 cows.
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I own one cat. If I sum the amount of cats in each separate room, I can count upto 7 cats in the house.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: I can count upto 7 cats in the house
Still a bit less, don't you think?
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Yeah, think that might be getting lost in translation...
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No, it just needs a little bit of thought!
Hint: you can round up a number, and you can round up a herd of cows, but that's two different things.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Thanks but I don't need a hint. It just wasn't funny and if you have to explain a joke it REALLY wasn't funny.
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Good one Ravi. 
Within you lies the power for good - Use it!
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How sad for the udder bovines who weren't considered significant.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I can see this one being milked for all it's got.
/ravi
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Afraid I see no humour there. Reads more like a maths example of rounding up.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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"round up"
- to mathematically approximate a value to the next higher unit
- a systematic gathering of people or things
/ravi
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