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KarstenK wrote: Germans dont like army or marching
You should not have mentioned this when I still worked for my first employer. Of course we did not like the army, but only because we were... Luftwaffe.
But I used to have my ways of making you like marching. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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Q: How does every French joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.
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How about this line from a Yeoman Warden at the Tower - "History is written by the victors, which largely explains the blank pages in French history books"?
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Did I set my Tardis wrong, this morning? Is it 1942?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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| Rosetta | In space | | Philae Lander | In space | | Comet 67P | Big | | Mission control | Not in space | | Have we landed on a comet? | Not yet | | Do harpoons work on comets? | Hopefully |
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My missive might appear after yours, but I started typing it before you so yours is a prepost!
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Sorry to disappoint you... but your post is a repost[^] 
(yes|no|maybe)*
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A repost and a prepost, will he stop at nothing to gain rep points?
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No fighting now, Boys.
Just decide which one of you is Leslie, and which is Shirley.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I up-voted to throw my 2p-worth in to your campaign!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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You mean the message I linked to in my post?
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oops 
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Is that a post about a re-post on a post about a pre-post?
It sounds like a conversation on tenses at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Hi All,
I am in a thinking to create a website .Can you please suggest me a good domain name for my new personal website? The name must be related to "coding" or "programming". Thanks in advance
So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things.
Sibeesh
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MyNewPersonalCodingProgrammingAndDevelopingWebsite.com
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Why too long  ? Please Make it simple
So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things.
Kindest Regards
Sibeesh Venu
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OK:
Simple.com
Happy now?
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Happy But sad 
So much complexity in software comes from trying to make one thing do two things.
Kindest Regards
Sibeesh Venu
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How about Codeproject.com?
It's taken, but I'm sure they will sell it to you if the price is right.
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or just make it unique
likecodeproject.com
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I suspect it's going to be closer to NothingLikeCodeProject.com 
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more like
http://www.nothingrelatedtoprojectorcodeatall.com.org
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