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Forgive me if this is a repost, I just thought that you'd all like to know the true story about why the new Macbook only has ONE USB port:
Clickety[^] 
Joke is probably lost on you if you actually do understand Spanish, but what the heck... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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From some of the comments, it appears a lot of people think he really is an Apple engineer. 
Pretty funny though. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Guess not everyone knows Spanish...
BTW: Do you mean to say that he isn't????
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Guess not everyone knows Spanish
I don't think you need to know Spanish to know that was fake.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I have a little emergency here and if I don't get it to work, I will have to come tomorrow or even sunday.
I had no contact with this project before, so I'm in close contact to the developer team, mostly by mail. now I have finally got the whole project to compile and can start to fix the problem as soon as I get a valid username and password.
And this is the moment our Admon chose to take the Exchange server offline. I can't even open the mail with relevant phone numbers now. Do you think the police will ask many questions when they find an administrator face down in the water?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Shouldn't do: it's "Pest control" not murder...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And that is why contacts should be maintained outside of the e-mail system as well.
The paperless society is a myth and should remain that way.
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The whole thing was not exactly planned and all I have is helpful mails from all directions.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I have always maintained that we will have a paperless society when we have a paperless bathroom....
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How do you use the three seashells?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I've been told that "Sleep is highly overrated." Been up early for the last two weeks trying to finish a project....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Sleep is a prerequisite for health. People that say that it is overrated should not even be allowed to drive 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Agree. The mind needs rest. During the time of dreamless sleep, the mind gets complete rest, is what they say. IMHO, this is absolutely necessary for rejuvenation.
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Interesting, although my preference is a sleep of dreaming,if I don't dream for a long time, I start to feel empty. I agree that it is necessary though, had my share of sleepless nights.
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I love a dream time - even started diarising it again on Monday - but as @Avijnata notes, the mind gets complete rest during dreamless sleep, I don't think complete rest offers the mind help in 'defragging' itself like dreaming does.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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"Sleep is a weapon" Jason Bourne
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Dream is a bigger weapon; the waking state is the biggest weapon
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Well, attention certainly needs to be drawn "to the burden of sleep problems and their medicine", but I can't help but wonder what might also need such attention.
The burden of engines seizing up through insufficient lubrication seems a likely candidate.
When is World Dipstick Day?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Somehow, I don't think management will approve me sleeping under my desk or on the couch in the lounge area. 
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Slacker007 wrote: Somehow, I don't think management will approve me sleeping under my desk or on the couch in the lounge area.
Don't be silly.
It's Friday 13th. What could possibly go wrong?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nah, it's Fryday[^] although in a sense it could be considered "sleeping" 
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Possibly that fact will lead to a bad trip 
In fact, that is probably where the horror movies came from; some director was tripping on Friday 13th and it wasn't good trip 
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