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If the gears in that animation are anything to go by, no wonder I doubt it'll ever work.
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I noticed that, and figured that the white one is behind the orange one and not intended to mesh.
Either that or Bob has Mystic Powers. Which, of course, he does: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."Clarke, Arthur C., "Profiles of The Future"
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It is a perfect illustration of the gearbox from a 1972 British Leyland product - the black background is the spectacular oil leak.
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: the spectacular oil leak
Oh, yes, I see that now. The current in the oil caused by one gear turns the other, I'd forgotten about that (what's it called again?), thanks. 
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: (what's it called again?),
Expensive 
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Worse, when I read the competition, the dates seemed totally out of whack.
Marc
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And improving too - it doesn't bend as easily as an iPhone 6! 
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That's an improvement? I thought that the "foldable phone" was its big selling point?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Iphone 6 is out of reach in terms of money for middle class here in India..
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Cheaper eh? You get to choose now do you? Arm or a leg?
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WO!
It's got an even bigger screen than the iphone 6+!
Can't stop to talk now; I'm going to queue up outside the apple store, and wait for the general release!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.
As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the local church decided to do a big restoration job on the outside of one of their biggest buildings. Smokey put in a bid and, because his price was so low, he got the job.
So he set about erecting the scaffolding and setting up the planks, and buying the paint and, yes, I am sorry to say, thinning it down with turpentine...
Well, Smokey was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, the sky opened, and the rain poured down washing the thinned paint from all over the church and knocking Smokey clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by tell-tale puddles of the thinned and useless paint.
Smokey was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he got down on his knees and cried "Oh God, Oh God, forgive me! What should I do?"
And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke... "Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by on her way home to speak with his parents.
When she rang the bell, Little Johnny opened the door.
The teacher said "Hello, Johnny. I would like to talk to your mother or your father".
Little Johnny said "Sorry, but they ain't here".
The teacher said "Johnny, what is it with your grammar?"
"Beats me" said Little Johnny "but Dad sure was mad that they had t'go bail her out again".
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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I do like 'little johnny' jokes
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Me too, but usually you can't post them in the lounge. 
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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yes, like when he has to explain the word 'contagious'
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"It's going to take her forever to mow the lawn!"
Nope, you're right - doesn't work.
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roars with laughter - no
I was thinking "its going to take that .... ages to shovel the gravel from his driveway" - same type of thing
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...well, a Google senior VP plummets, anyway: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-29766189[^]
25 miles, straight down! 
What gets me, it took him two hours and seven minutes to travel 25 miles up - that's faster than traffic moves in London!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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Awesome hadn't heard anything about this.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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What gets me is he's 57. You'd have thought it'd be a young man's game this high altitude parachuting malarkey.
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More like a rich man's game.
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This really gotta be awesome!
Give that old man a mug of beer!
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