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Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Obviously this guy[^]
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Mmmmm... lamb and rice. 
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Mmmmm... lamb and rice.
Right!? My fav.
Lamb and rice it is! 
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Yum! Wrap it in grape leaves, steam, and serve with a white, lemon dill sauce. Dolmadakia!
Will Rogers never met me.
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A Bullhead City delicacy?
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I first had it at a 5* Greek restaurant, but it was made from scratch using rice and ground lamb. But this would be more of the McDolmadakia, for gourmets in a hurry.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Cybill Shepherd.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Professional dog food tasters[^], obviously. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I have an uncle who spent his career as a chemist for Gillette. In part, he worked on deodorants. Every once in a while he had to check the results of real-world testing... and sniff armpits.
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Same goes for cat-food, and yes, humans should be able to digest it; kids do the weirdest things.
Dog-cookies taste like hard bread without taste. Probably because it IS bread, but with a lot of "filler". The meat tastes exactly how you'd expect; cheap. If it is meat for a cat, it will taste cheap and salty.
If you're disgusted by the idea, then don't ever investigate how your food is made.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You didn't get this from me, but... There's actually a secret cat society that does all kinds of tests on dogs. Now you may have guessed it, but dog food is their way of making dogs eat all kinds of stuff to fit their evil needs. Cats really don't care how the food tastes. They just label it new and improved because they know humans are susceptible to that kind of stuff. And who's going to complain? Dogs eat their own poop, they're not likely to complain about the food...
I must lay low now for a while. The secret is out. I won't be safe...
My blog[ ^]
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Here we go again with them bluddy cats:
You can always hide in a cat-acomb to avoid a cat-astrophe! 
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Cornelius Henning wrote: You can always hide in a cat-acomb to avoid a cat-astrophe!
Cat your coat and cat out of here!
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
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Cats don't have the brains to come up with cunning schemes. People mistake their diffidence for intelligence. They are stupid, but they don't care!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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That's what they want you to believe!
Ancient Egypt worshipped cats. Somewhere between then and now they've lost that status, but they'll be back.
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
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... and look what happened to that civilization! 
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: .. and look what happened to that civilization!
I would rather look what happened to you. Got some bad habits, huh?
Did you mean "civilisation"?
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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I've lived in Canada for 19 years, so I've yielded on some things.
However, I still insist on spelling and saying aluminium correctly and the correct pronunciation of schedule (shedyool - the h softens the c!)
... and pants are what a gentleman wears under his trousers.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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My grandparents, long gone now used to have a dog and after it died my grandmother kept buying Alpo dog food. When I asked her why she said it was cheaper than corned beef hash in the can and grandpa didn't know the difference.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Should there be a joke icon?
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No it's a true story!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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How are you feeling Mike?
A bit ruff you say. Here boy, go fetch.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Arf-ly good today thanks! 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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How much difference do you reckon there is?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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