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Andy_L_J wrote: how many rum's you have to drink
Too few I imagine! Otherwise you won't able to get out yourself  ...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I have acquired a 42" flat screen plasma TV.
The price was too good to pass on £0.00 + collection. As it's in the next village - Chobham, home to a great rugby team who's members are the nicest people you'll ever meet - that is on the route for the school run, it won't cost too much to collect it either.
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Good for you!
A free combination TV and space heater! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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+Monitor 
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Um...
At what resolution? 
Because if it's 640*480, that's going to be about a millimetre per pixel...
Are you planning on coding from a distance?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It can, allegedly, handle a wee bit more than that.
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OriginalGriff wrote: coding from a distance?
Well isn't remote work what we all want?
Life is too shor
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Not when you have to cross the room to type, then walk back to see what you typed, then walk...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you use it as a TV I can't see how that is a progress?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
Now that is not funny!  How do the kids watch TBBT?
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Just great! That's an ideal state - now tell me how do you think TV will improve your home/family?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Simply by bringing them together as soulless herd on the couch!
Quote:
One TV to rule them all,
One TV to find them,
One TV to bring them all,
And in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of bad TV where the shadows lie.
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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You must the reasons for all the repeats! Just so you can catch up.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Chobham, home to a great rugby team who's members are the nicest people you'll ever meet
Are they sponsored by Gordons? 
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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No, just the club I played for.
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So, a free TV is not so common, so maybe care to elaborate how you got it to such a low price ?
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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When for the very first time I heard Microsoft going open source on something, It was a big news for me and I went to see Where/What and tried to explore more into it. And the news sounded more attractive than some lady opening up for magazine covers.
But as you hear this type of news on a daily basis from MS , bit by bit, I read the headlines. Say "Oh! now this!" okay, then I get back to work. & Why do they do bit by bit, it's kinda striptease for geeks?
And who would really be interested into decoding MS products. Anybody here doing it and trying to gain something out of it?
I knew open source source is "good", & I love to see MS getting this way, just wanted to see who are truly getting benefited out of this, straight.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Part of Kim K? Part? Oh, kk her parts!
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No matter how much open-sauce they use on the source, Microsoft will never reach steatopygia: it's not in their DNA.
«If you search in Google for 'no-one ever got fired for buying IBM:' the top-hit is the Wikipedia article on 'Fear, uncertainty and doubt'» What does that tell you about sanity in these times?
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From John Cleese:
The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.
The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."
The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
And as a final thought - Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC.
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What about the Swiss, are they just 'sitting on the fence' watching and making the occassional 'meh'?
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And the Russians are just happy for the diversion.
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