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When I was a kid, I use to think their logo[^] said Armitage Sharks and toilets with this logo on indicated that there were sharks down there. Taking a dump was a stressful business for me as a kid.
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Still stressful after a hot ruby?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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chriselst wrote: Only issue now is that the company I won it from wants to use me in a publicity campaign. I have a face for radio and a voice for email.
Since this is about chairs, your ass is all that matters.
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Let's not go there - I have no wish to see his ass next time I browse for a new chair...
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I'm sure his will be extra-photoshopped since they do even a little of that to attractive females.
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Now, there is a job I don't want! 
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I'm not sure how you sit in a chair, but when I do it my ass is the least visible bit of me.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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If a woman was modeling a chair, I doubt her ass would be in it. 
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Good point.
When I get the photos taken I'll ask for a few in that style just for you
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Pass. 
Just remembered the Seinfeld episode with George getting his pictures developed.  Yet another obsolete artifact that wasn't around too long. 
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I think you are going to entirely the wrong part of the internet for your furnishing needs. 
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Perish Polish the thought. 
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Is it yours, or the companies?
I'd check, and take it home myself...I remember what happened to pens, chairs, desks, computers, whole cubicles even, when anyone went on holiday in one company I worked for...
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Mine, but I have no room for it at home.
Plus, it is making a difference to me already and I've only had it a few hours, I want it where I am going to spend most time in it right now. Car crash was a year ago last Monday, I had been getting a lot of benefit from the physio but things have gone backwards in the last month or so, I fear the injections to my spine may be wearing off.
I think it should be OK, chairs are fairly safe around here, only travel a few desks when you are away.
Pens on the other hand.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Do you do any sports ? Like swimming, for instance ? Swimming is said to be good to anything.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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Rage wrote: Swimming is said to be good to anything.
If done right.
It's a common mistake, and one that a lot of people jump to whenever you tell them you have a back / neck injury.
I suffer from a lower-back and neck injury myself, and believe me if you don't swim correctly or use the wrong style it can do more harm than good.
But I guess that's true for just about everything.
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I worked at one place where pens vanished instantly.
One day out of office: chair gone.
Two days: "good keyboard" and working cables.
One week: Computer, and probably desk (if any good)
Two weeks: Cubicle now inhabited by new employee... 
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... Armies of musketeers chipmunks left to guard the spoils of war. That dastards were easy to bribe though, must look for other militias ... 
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Wasn't that when you were working from home?
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When I saw the title "My new throne", I thought of something completely different. 
/ravi
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Quote: The Rabbi: The unlucky are nothing more than a frame of reference for the lucky. You are unlucky, so I may know that I am not. Unfortunately the lucky never realizes they are lucky until it's too late. Take yourself for instance; yesterday you were better off than you are off today but it took today for you to realize it. But today has arrived and it's too late. You see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what they had, or what someone else has.
from Lucky Number Slevin. That movie has superb dialogue. Can anyone think of a quote that beats this.
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codejet wrote: Can anyone think of a quote that beats this
Almost any line from "Pulp Fiction".
But very few of them pass the KSS rule... 
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