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Only if you can roll with the punches.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Then she would surely have an oppai missile system... 
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Is that the breast that you can do?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I don't know in English, but here in Spain the translated war cry of Aphrodite A was something like: "BREASTS OUT!" 
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(S)he'll have to look out for periods.
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And is (s)he's not eating enough fiber, (s)he could end up with a semi colon.
/ravi
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Don't forget your quote on the way out.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Good point. It's cold outside and I don't want to freeze and end up in a comma.
/ravi
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You think we can keep this up tilda end of the day?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Mark words: that would be a grave and acute mistake, methinks.
/ravi
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It just underscores the need for a moderator to end certain threads.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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I wonder what our parens would say to all of these shenanigans?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less. Mike Millikins uncle
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I think they would be unhappy with the number of puns in our pun ctuation.
/ravi
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I always wondered what Wonder Woman had on her mind.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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This day did not start well!
I started my faithful Dell desktop and decided that I might listen to one of my favorite playlists. The music started but the volume was extremely low. Turning up the volume made very little difference. So turned up the volume to max - no difference. Checked sound settings in the Control Panel - nothing helped. Turned off the computer and moved it into a position where I could reach the back panel connectors. Unplugging and reconnecting sound connectors had no effect. At this point I was considering "mother board failure" and went to the Dell website to check the price of new desktops.
Then I noticed something that struck me like a lightning bolt: My Sony headphones were plugged into the two Bose speakers connected to my computer!! Unplugged the headphones and my sound came booming through. What a relief! All the time I was hearing the headphones, not the speakers.
This reinforces the old adage: YOU JUST CANNOT FIX STUPID.
I will now stand in the corner, donning a dunce cap, so you can all kick my behind. 
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Been there, done that!
Now kicking your butt with my left foot and myself with the right foot.
Oh wait ...
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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I would pay to see that
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Sorry, I knocked over the camera when I hit the floor. 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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You are not alone ... I tried to move objects outside the screen using my mouse and after a second realized - this won't work the cursor didn't go where I wanted ... 
Cheers,
modified 1-May-15 11:25am.
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A couple of weeks ago I was scribbling out the bones of a new procedure I needed on paper when I tried to select a couple of lines I had written with my pen so I could copy and paste them
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Did you ever hear the old joke from the 1980s:
How do you know the blonde was on your computer?
Answer: There is white-out on the monitor!
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I often give webex demonstrations and point at the screen with my finger rather than the cursor.  .
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