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Blind Trials[^]
"Sugar Pills" == "Be Married" 
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... with children
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Vaseline.
You put it on the door knob, and... 
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OriginalGriff wrote: "Sugar Pills" == "Be Married"
I suppose that is the reason why married couples call each other sweetie. Although the sweetness wears off after the years, like going from "Good morning sweetie!" to "You going to lay in bed all day? Get 'yer a$$ out of bed!!"
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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After fourteen years I still say "Goodnight my darling" to Mrs Wife. Mornings are a bit different, we get up at 5:30 and conversation is limited to grunts until the coffee seeps into our veins.
veni bibi saltavi
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After 8 years I still have the mandatory morning quick kiss, otherwise Herself thinks I'm upset with her, complains and then I become upset with her  Same get up time...
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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DeathByChocolate wrote: Either that or learn to run faster!
Tell me, how do you run fast with a pine tree stuffed up your !**!?
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It's tricky, but you can sweep the floor as you go so it saves time in the long run ... particularly if it is a long run! 
Happy Jolly Chrimbo to my favorite hippy dog!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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And my felicitations of the season to you and yours, my favourite squashed stormtrooper!
"These are not the truffles we are looking for...move along..."
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Type in how much you drink here[^] and Aunty will tell you you're 'home'. I am, allegedly, destined for Namibia.
At the end of the article is country specific data, I entered Hungary.
Quote: According to survey data published by the WHO, about 44% of men in Hungary had drunk heavily on at least one occasion in month before the survey, compared with about 8% of women. The global average is 12.3% for men and 2.9% for women.
The researchers also investigate abstention rates: 19% of those surveyed in Hungary reported that they had not touched a drop of alcohol in the previous 12 months. The global average is 61.7%.
I came, I drank, I passed out.
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Namibia for me to - We can be neighbours.
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See you there. With all the other alchies.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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Back when I were stoodent, I took part in a trial / survey. I had to keep a diary for a week of how much I ate and drank for a week.
The section for alcohol was too small and I think I hit my 42 units for the week by the second day. In my defence, it coincided with rag week and I may well have been going to a few parties. I do know that on the Sunday we had lunch in Calais [I was at Sussex] but how or why I do not recall.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I hit my 42 units for the week by the second day ... but how or why I do not recall.
Given how much you drank are you surprised?  ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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In the UK, Rag Week is a University tradition where stoodents do lots of worth while activities in aid of chiridy. It is an unfortunate by-product that said stoodents tend to get get thirsty. Very, very thirsty. 
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Aaah, so you're a formally trained and accredited alky. Did you get a first (thirst!)?
Sounds like I should've gone to Sussex instead of UWE, or maybe because it was just Bristol Poly when I started and it hadn't started a Rag tradition!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Timor-Leste for me: Frighteningly close to Kuwait...
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@daveauld commutes between Kuwait and Belarus
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And hopefully between the "Sugar pill group" and the "subject group"...
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Surprisingly: "You drink like you're from Italy".
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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Kuwait for me also
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Kuwait. Next week will be different.
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Tuvalu, veeeery near to the Kuwait! And this week I drank more than usual...
EDIT: Frankly, it doesn't surprise me since I dislike most of the beers and wines, and only some sips. I prefer spirits, preferrably low grade (max 18-25%) and drink them rarely due to my parents having terrible tastes in liquors 
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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