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Oh, come on, he also drank some (lots) gin and ATE BACON.
How much more excitement do you want?
There was also some suspicion that he nuked Griff's internet by refusing to let engineers into his field for a repair, but that's just hearsay (he has a pack of highly trained assassin Kuvasz that he uses to guard his Gordon's pipeline and I don't want to upset him!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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@Marc-Clifton is pregnant now. He's part of an experimental program that's been quite a success. Of course he'll have to give birth via a C-section, which is painful. But, last I heard he's really looking forward to the breast feeding and nursing stage.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: I heard he's really looking forward to the breast feeding and nursing stage.
Given the websites I've been working on 1[^] and 2[^] and potentially 3[^] if funding comes through, you're not too far off. 
Marc
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Holy hell!! That's awesome.  Well, when you make history man-mom don't forget the little people.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: don't forget the little people
Babies are little people. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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OK Marc, congratulations! 
When do you expect to... wait... HOW do you expect to... 
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Joan Murt wrote: HOW do you expect to...
The miracle of modern science! 
Marc
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: he'll have to give birth via a C-section, which is painful
Less so than the alternative me thinks.
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Now those are the dirty details I was interested in...
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NoOoOoOoOoOoOoO! 
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I just sent this email to my director:
Greg,
I think the new blinds in 301 look awesome.
That said, I think it should be a policy in F.A. that all the blinds are kept at the same height at all times.
It will improve the aesthetics and be a visual indication of teamwork.
Sincerely,
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Did you have anybody in mind for the Photon Exclusion Device Vertical Positioning Operative?
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RugbyLeague wrote: Did you have anybody in mind for the Photon Exclusion Device Vertical Positioning Operative Enforcement Director?
Operatives are so low on the pecking order...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Naturally I assumed this would be a team matter - the operatives would make the changes under the supervision of team leaders who would report into managers who in turn would sit under a structure of various directors and vice presidents
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Griff was going for Agile. I hear he's a big fan!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Anything less than a V.P title is an insult.
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Rugby,
I don't throw around the term 'genius' but you'd certainly qualify.
+5
-MehGerbil
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How you really lose your job is when I inform Greg that you were actually being sarcastic!
Life is too shor
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Reads as a joke.
We got those blinds here. Goes automatic up and down, over all windows on the same floor.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Ohhhh don't get me started on blinds that aren't sheveled. 
modified 25-Nov-14 10:16am.
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Up-vote for using "sheveled," an example of back-formation, lonely etymon, and (depending on which cunning linguist you talk to: cran-morpheme) !
«If you search in Google for 'no-one ever got fired for buying IBM:' the top-hit is the Wikipedia article on 'Fear, uncertainty and doubt'» What does that tell you about sanity in these times?
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I feel so much respect for your having the courage to stand up in the work-place, unashamed, and assert your right to publicly put-on, and take-off, the prostheses !
I know that's not without personal cost, and I feel your pain.
admiringly, Bill
«If you search in Google for 'no-one ever got fired for buying IBM:' the top-hit is the Wikipedia article on 'Fear, uncertainty and doubt'» What does that tell you about sanity in these times?
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HI,
I am currently working as a Web developer and pursuing MBA part time. Now after completing MBA, I want to move into IT management side of world.
From last 1-2 years, I have been providing solutions to my employer, and implementing them. My job requirement is more than a developer (Who just work on a given task). Now I have an option to change my role. What do you all suggest?
Do i stick to Developer or Web consultant or Solutions Architect considering that I want to move into management side in few years time.
Thanks.
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