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So I'm dying to go to the loo - but it's occupied. Been occupied for hours - and I can hear the rustle of a newspaper in the stall.
Bastard.
So I shut off the light and ran!
I'm in so much trouble if I get caught - if the guy's muscles are as big as his dumps.
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Duck around to my place and grab one of the joe blakes... Drop it over the stall and vamoose!!
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I'm not touching your snake ...
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That's not what you said last night!!
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note To Self. Dn't drink coffee while reading CP posts.
Just had to wipe down the screen!
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Clint!
with the right font that can be quite insulting - but I don't give a flick
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Thank you. I needed a good laugh.
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If he has big muscles, he's probably just looking at the photos 
Steve
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Could this have been you ?  ^^
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Exactly what I need in the morning : a good piece of poetry.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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It's all happening at our place at the moment - we've just come into spring and the snakes have come out to find a mate... We have had four different carpet snakes cruise by in the past day - all heading for the large female carpet snake we have that lives in the ceiling... When I say large, I mean HUGE... she's over 4m long...
The four snakes that went past were probably 3.5m plus, 3.5m, 2.5m and 2m long... Got some good pics of them if anyone is interested - I'll have to get them off my phone when I get home.
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coor no snakes at my place ...well that cant be true
rephrase: I ain't seen any yet
Bryce
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Lucky you! We have these[^]. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Yikes...
The carpety's aren't poisonous, and are generally pretty docile... they do bite like a rabid dog if they get cranky though... We do have a bunch of poisonous snakes in this area, but we don't see them too often...
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we (now i) had one[^] of these on the front lawn a year or two ago
Bryce
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Nasty little bugger!
Will Rogers never met me.
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oh come on thats a bit harsh. I was just posting info about a snake on our...oh wait
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I nearly ran over one of these nasties [^]on my mtn bike.
Not really keen to make their acquaintance.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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_Damian S_ wrote: carpet snake we have that lives in the ceiling
Yikes! as the posterchild for Ophidiophobia[^] I would be calling in sick A LOT.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Calling in sick is probably the worst thing you could do... I'm still at HOME with the snakes!! Heading to work now...
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Ran across one of these[^] when I was in SE Asia, it wasn't hungry and I wasn't curious enough to stick around...he was huge.
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Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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Oh, that's a beauty! I'd REALLY like to see one of those in the wild! 
How lucky you are. Here in Sweden, we have nothing more interesting than this little thing[^] - it IS poisonous, but not very much, and it never attacks humans unless you actually step on it (who wouldn't?)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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