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I've been lucky enough never to do this in a production environment, but I am well aware that but for the grace of God (and backups...) - we all go there.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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/puts hand up and bows head
It's that icy feeling in the pit of one's stomach...
Thank Bob for Backups.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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modified 13-Feb-15 0:51am.
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You missed a couple. ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
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What if every country had ninjas, but we only know about the Japanese ones because they're rubbish?
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Japan actually has none; the French made that up to draw attention away from their own.
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Justb imagine it, 1000s of highly trained men, skilled in the art of stealth retreat and singing La Marseilles.
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Sounds terrifying. 1000 Cacofonixs making the heaven cry and rain forever? By the way the french name for this person is way better: Assurancetourix. Assurance = insurance, tourix (tout risque) = all risks.
For those who don't understand a word: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Asterix_characters[^]
I won’t not use no double negatives.
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I was gonna say; take this to the soapbox, but then you ambushed me with some backstabbing ninja talk. 
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 Just absolutely brilliant
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The rest of the world does have them.
We just don't call them "ninjas", because it's a really stupid word.
ninja
ninnn-ja!
nin-nin-nin-ja-ja-ja!
Yeah, really gives the impression of a scary ghostly silent assassin.
(In a Looney Tunes cartoon, maybe.)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I call our network guy ninja as I never see him come or go.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: I call our network guy ninja as I never see him data come or go.
Sounds more realistic.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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+5. That's a new one for me. Thanks.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It's like pigeons. The ones we see are actually just the babies.
The adults are the size of Volkwagens.
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Listening to some great dance tracks and really getting into it!
To all the coders in da house!
Throw your hands on your keyboards!
Now code like you just don't care (we'll call it JavaScript)!
*HARD BASS BOOMS!*
*BASS DROPS!*
*CODE COMPILES!*
On an unrelated note, I finally got some good speakers and installed them on my laptop 
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Yes, it is possible to relate throw and JavaScript.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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It certainly makes me hurl...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Just as long as you don't touch yourself and write about it. 
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A JavaScript IDE should have a close down dialogue "Now please wash your hands"...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've got other websites for that
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Sander Rossel wrote: *BASS DROPS!*
Anyone who drops the bass should try a smaller instrument.
Actually, where most of these bass drops occur, the protagonists should try playing real instruments.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: the protagonists should try playing real instruments
And then they'd play death metal and someone goes "they should play real music". Someone is always going to disagree. I like real instruments and I like computers and I like music that combines it
My blog[ ^]
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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