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Seems like they failed again :/
Sadly didn't find an appropiate english written newspaper for that story, the airport security personell is indeed elephanting with us.
everybody is a terrorist[^]
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Well I best turn myself in now.
Always arrive in the nick of time due to the "dad I need a wee"
And I always whistle while walking so that I can't here the darling children fight amongst themselves.
And the Mrs always moan if I go away unshaven
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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So if you are on an early flight, you're a terrorist? O...Kay....
(Yawning lots)
If you are a little late?
(Complaining)
Got a cold, or thirsty?
(Throat clearing)
Trying desperately not to fall asleep because it's so stupidly early?
(Eyes wide open)
Wearing what will be appropriate when you get off the plane? Or what is appropriate at the airport, but not at the destination? Or wearing shorts and a suit jacket because it's so damn early in the morning?
(Inappropriate attire)
Whistling because you are happy to be going on holiday?
(Whistling)
Shy? Or got a boil the size of California on the end of your nose?
(Gazing down)
...
What a crock!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You forgott the need to pee 
(complaining about scan)
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I figured they'd have a specific one for that: "Fidgeting" 
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It shows they don't have a flipping clue about who is and who is not a danger based on very superficial signs.
While I am on the subject, just look at what happened to Knox and Sollecito based purely on the police thinking she looked a bit dodgy.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I'm curious, what is "Murica", and what does it have to do with this post?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Just google for pictures Murica, you'll find out soon 
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Never mind, that term is "normally" not used that often 
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Its a term that the feeble minded use to describe the US. Sad really...
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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It is sad that the american ppl fit to this, too often :/
No offense intended
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If you dare complain, you're a terrorist.
Wonder if that would work for our customers?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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In typical committee-concocted style, what they've gone for is an exaggeratedly verbose list that could be summed up in a single sentence:
"Treat everyone like sht1"
The guidelines are totally unnecessary, because they've been doing that for years, anyway.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've been working seriously on HTML5/CSS stuffs since some months only, but I have a 8-10 years experience with XAML (WPF desktop apps).
What I'm realizing is that the layout model of the modern browsers seems much more "primitive" yet cumbersome than the XAML specifications. In other words: why don't see how "others" (i.e. XAML and related) have solved the layout modelization, and pick the best from all the available in the world?
However, I wouldn't say too much: just curious about other developers opinion.
Thanks in advance.
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My very quick and non-expert opinion on this is that XAML for WPF has guidelines that are written for the .Net framework.
This means that you know what the output is going to look like - I really like the hand-coding aspect of WPF. Basically it works as it is designed to work.
Whilst with HTML you have a whole number of browsers that you are designing for, so sometimes you have no idea of how the browser, a particular user will use, implements the rendering of HTML - hence HTML being a PITA.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I dislike everything connected to browsers, HTML and scripting. It's the incompatibilities, the less than optimal look and response and of course the arcane layout rules of HTML that never really convinced me. Primitive yet cumbersome is a very good way to describe it.
XAML is far more flexible. I did not only use it for my own UI and the layout of the views, the UI styles, but also to load scenes and animations into the graphics engine in the background. XAML is all about creating instances of serialized classes and does not care what the classes actually are for.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Mario Vernari wrote: Alternatives?
There really isn't much. On the web site, jQuery and some decent client-side tools for managing models, updating the UI, and a good UI suite (I'm currently enamored with jqWidgets) helps a lot.
WPF, well, it's cool when it works, but even doing something like replacing the scrollbar on a datagrid is an arduous task.
So, sadly, there really is no good alternative, which is why I still like WinForm development the most.
Marc
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Just wondering how you like Winforms and write about functional programming!...don't you hate them?
jQuery offers a very limited help on layout: what I mean is how to structure (in a declarative way) the layout, then load whatever I need keeping the maximum abstraction. Still no better solution than WPF.
Replacing a scroll bar (or so) isn't a difficult task. I believe the people find difficult the approach because it relies on decoupled layers of logic, and you should keep behavior and styling as two distinct citizens speaking the same language.
That's really hard to achieve with other frameworks, and practically impossible with Winforms.
By the way, I keep your viewpoint as valuable!
Thanks
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Mario Vernari wrote: Just wondering how you like Winforms and write about functional programming!
That's a really good question, in fact, writing UI in an FP language is where the tension between stateful and stateless programming styles really collides. I've puzzled over this for a long time and still don't have a good (or any) answer to that problem.
Mario Vernari wrote: jQuery offers a very limited help on layout:
True, I meant more because it makes doing things like Ajax really easy, and working with the DOM.
Mario Vernari wrote: what I mean is how to structure (in a declarative way) the layout, then load whatever I need keeping the maximum abstraction. Still no better solution than WPF.
Actually, for WinForms, yes there is. I use my MycroXaml[^] engine extensively for WinForm development. It's not XAML, actually, but because the .NET UI components were written well, they are highly suited (with a few annoying exceptions that require helpers) for declarative instantiation.
Marc
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Interesting your project. For sure it was at the time of the publication, but looks nice as for who needs to think "differently"!
I also tried to mimic the WPF layout for the .Net Micro Framework, but I stopped due the limited usefulness of the project. I had some great time writing it!
https://cetmicrowpf.codeplex.com/[^]
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Mario Vernari wrote: I also tried to mimic the WPF layout for the .Net Micro Framework,
I poked around a bit in cetmicrowpf, it looks really neat! I've been doing some BeagleBone stuff and would definitely find what you did quite useful.
Marc
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