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DJ van Wyk11-Feb-15 2:09

DJ van Wyk

11-Feb-15 2:09

Congratulations

My plan is to live forever ... so far so good

Bassam Abdul-Baki11-Feb-15 2:21

Bassam Abdul-Baki

11-Feb-15 2:21

Congratulations! Rose | [Rose]

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BillWoodruff11-Feb-15 2:22

BillWoodruff

11-Feb-15 2:22

Congratulations ! Jig | [Dance]

«I'm asked why doesn't C# implement feature X all the time. The answer's always the same: because no one ever designed, specified, implemented, tested, documented, shipped that feature. All six of those things are necessary to make a feature happen. They all cost huge amounts of time, effort and money.» Eric Lippert, Microsoft, 2009

V.11-Feb-15 2:29

11-Feb-15 2:29

Congratulations!

Now how much is that in the metric system, because many of us don't know what the f... a quarterpounder is Poke tongue | ;-P

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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter11-Feb-15 2:35

11-Feb-15 2:35

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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

V.11-Feb-15 2:43

11-Feb-15 2:43

I know google, I just wanted to make a pulp fuction reference Poke tongue | ;-P

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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter11-Feb-15 2:45

11-Feb-15 2:45

Your life is a movie...

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

V.11-Feb-15 2:50

11-Feb-15 2:50

Yeah, man ! Cool | :cool:

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RUs12311-Feb-15 2:51

RUs123

11-Feb-15 2:51

If I am not mistaken it's a royale ? Big Grin | :-D

Ravi Bhavnani11-Feb-15 2:39

Ravi Bhavnani

11-Feb-15 2:39

Congratulations! Rose | [Rose]

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Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer11-Feb-15 3:09

Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer

11-Feb-15 3:09

And the father? Why is it always only mother and daughter? D'Oh! | :doh:

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ZurdoDev11-Feb-15 3:17

ZurdoDev

11-Feb-15 3:17

Oso Oluwafemi Ebenezer wrote:
Why is it always only mother and daughter?

Spoken like a true man with no kids. $Shucks | :-\$

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Cornelius Henning11-Feb-15 3:31

Cornelius Henning

11-Feb-15 3:31

Thanks to all who responded with kind wishes. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

JimmyRopes11-Feb-15 3:52

JimmyRopes

11-Feb-15 3:52

Congratulations for the new addition to your family. Big Grin | :-D

Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.

In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha

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Code review...

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter11-Feb-15 0:59

11-Feb-15 0:59

After all the questions about code review...here the answer:
The truth about code reviews...[^]

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

Re: Code review...

Slacker00711-Feb-15 2:53

Slacker007

11-Feb-15 2:53

Re: Code review...

CDP180211-Feb-15 3:05

CDP1802

11-Feb-15 3:05

Thank you. I just sent the whole team a mail to write themselves into the plan for the upcoming code reviews. And if they don't I will do it for them, just like in old times.

On second thought: I should not have ended the mail with 'Dismissed!', just like I used to in old times. Smile | :)

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

Analytics

AndyInUK10-Feb-15 23:25

AndyInUK

10-Feb-15 23:25

in one of our site, analytics is reporting 2 views per page visit. For instance, If i go to any random page of the site and check analytics, it shows two views in real data.

I don't think in the site we are calling any page behind the scene but just in case is there any better way to find this out ? Are there any tools?

Thanks

_Maxxx_11-Feb-15 1:00

_Maxxx_

11-Feb-15 1:00

Use calculator. Type in the number you are getting from analytics, then press the button that looks like a horizontal bar with dots above and below, then press 2. Press teh button with the parallel lines, and you'll see the correct figure displayed!

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Richard MacCutchan11-Feb-15 1:43

Richard MacCutchan

11-Feb-15 1:43

User 1013254611-Feb-15 2:15

User 10132546

11-Feb-15 2:15

Plz give me codez Laugh | :laugh:

How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.

AndyInUK11-Feb-15 3:16

AndyInUK

11-Feb-15 3:16

_Maxxx_ wrote:
Use calculator. Type in the number you are getting from analytics, then press the button that looks like a horizontal bar with dots above and below, then press 2. Press teh button with the parallel lines, and you'll see the correct figure displayed!

Oh really!! That's so clever of you.... Smile | :)

But it will be good to have a permanent solution rather than using calculator.

JimmyRopes11-Feb-15 1:14

JimmyRopes

11-Feb-15 1:14

Take a look at Fiddler[^] to see what network traffic is occurring.

AndyInUK11-Feb-15 3:14

AndyInUK

11-Feb-15 3:14

Thanks but it doesn't support Mac.

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter11-Feb-15 3:48