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Cheese? I thought he was a bar-tender[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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No. Captain of a garbage scow.
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wow I didn't know NASA was that clever, fancy knowing in the early 70s that the stars wouldn't be visible from the surface yet still making sure that they were their and could be enhanced by technology 50 years later
kudos to them
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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So Dave, you asked for the demo to be removed?: Quote: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
Your final sentence: Quote:
I do wish non-scientists would not use words they do not understand.
has far too many negatives for a Monday morning, I couldn't reduce them with a Karnaugh map, so I'm going home with a headache!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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So we're capable of faking it better now. Time for another moon landing.
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Mars seems more interesting these days.
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In space no one can hear you nom!
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"Cookies
Please enable cookies in your browser to use this site."
For a Mars Bar ? 
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Yes, a fake Mars landing is much more better, these days.
And, I'd also favor a fake landing on Saturn's rings. That would be exciting at least.
Give the audience what they want.
I don't want to be mooned any more. 
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So then Uranus is out of the picture as well ? 
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I do hope so
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Honest, LOL going on!!!
RUs123 wrote: So then Uranus is out of the picture as well ?
But also, I'm scared about why you would even ask!!!!?! Oops, I turned the corner on that one.
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In normal circumstances I wouldn't ask but with the potential for a bad joke, anything goes.
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Well, that's proof enough, you are a Card Carrying Geek Member:
1. [x] committed to code
2. [x] committed to online forums related to code
3. [x] committed to bad jokes.
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That is one card I never have to renew
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newton.saber wrote: I'd also favor a fake landing on Saturn's rings.
Great idea! And just to top the lunar explorers' stunts launching golf balls in low gravity, we can have the team break off one of the smaller rings and fling it like a Frisbee towards Uranus. A ring around Uranus is bound to draw attention.
Will Rogers never met me.
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You are all too late. Landing on planets is now obsolete. People now are landing on the sun.
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And there's a Face on Mars so there must be life!!
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I just spent thirty minutes which I probably should not have spent, in search of a video clip that I know that I have seen before.
I cannot find it now. Can anyone help me ?
The vid clip is either 30 or 60 seconds long (I think; my last viewing was 5+ years ago)
It was on YouTube.
You could find it with the search string "Moon Landing Hoax" (back then, not now)
In it, the astronaut (putatively Neil Armstrong, highly doubtful to say the least) steps off the space ship (lunar lander) with the famous "...one small step for a man..." comment.
At that very instant, a large studio lighting boom/scaffolding/whatever slips off of one of its supporting structures and slams to the ground, in full view of the camera.
The moment that happens, stage hands charge onto the scene (in the field of view of the camera which was still going) and run around to put things back in order for the next take.
Has anyone else ever seen this ?
The fact that it is no longer available is clear evidence that the government is.....
(uhm, Just kidding)
For a short vid clip, it was one of the best I've ever seen.
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Oooh yea ? then where is the mooncheese at 7/11 ?
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Oddly, I always think "Gordon Brittas" when I see him.
The missus saw one of the Dimblebore interviews with sweet Gordon Brown (texture like sun) - she said that was the first proper politician she'd seen in any of the televised debates. It's coming to something when you're the leader of you're own political party and your predecessor, a discredited ex-PM comes across better. I won't reveal what she thought of Alex "Smoked" Salmond, it involved the language of the snooker hall, though she compared his trustworthiness to that of some of the shiftier Jordanian Politicos.
OT: Judy Dench[^] has let herself go a bit.
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Me don't need no edukashun.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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