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Can you get me a job at your place?
I probably don't have the skills but it sounds like I could be picking up a pay check for about 3 years before they get to a stage where they can discover that.
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Mordac[^] lives!
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first drink.
Off we went to the local bar, which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Guinness Stout. He didn't like it – so I drank it.
Then I got him a Murphy's; he didn't like it either, so I drank it.
It was the same with Beamish and O'Hara's and Kilkenny.
By the time we got down to the Irish whiskey......
I could hardly push the stroller back home.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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My son is a little older. Once we were in a bank that got robbed while we were there. The guys came in with guns and ordered everybody to empty their pockets and lie down on the floor. My son turned to me and said "Hey dad, here's the $20 that I owe you."
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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/ravi
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Hadn't heard that song or for that matter anything by him in forever. Good oldie!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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If you decide to have your cat put down, do you have to make nine appointments?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nine burlap sacks, nine rocks...
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Nine burlap sacks, nine rocks...
Sounds like one of Nick Cave's cheerful little ditties
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If you put it down, and still sees footprints in and out of your house, that would give you paws for concern, wouldn't it?
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No. You make one appointment, but they have to give the cat 9 shots...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Perhaps you need to show the vet your sig? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He dosn't seem to have an excessive need for cats, in other words not a cat-a-holic, so to speak. 
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It was the ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" part! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I don't have any cats, so the problem hasn't ever come up...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Use a shotgun... one shot... multiple pellets. Should be able to get at least 9 pellets in...
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Were you watching Les Dawson last night?
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yes, as long as they are "live" appointments.
You can beat me about my head and face, now. 
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No, just one shot and one cremation. Let's see the sucker come back from that!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Getting rid of the 8 haunted lives will be much more difficult than their live counterparts.
My plan is to live forever ... so far so good
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All you need is some holy water. Cats hate water and ghost cats REALLY hate holy water!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Just looked for file synchronization freeware.
Web-Serfing sent me to the land of SEO obfuscation.
The words "Code Project" flashed into my mind.
All recommendations are welcome.
(That is, recommendations of real sites with real apps, not link-bait to ads which I've already experienced seventeen times today)
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