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I know that YOU knew  Just thought everyone else might need a *helpful* hint 
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What, you mean that "Sucking oyster shell" wasn't serious?
Damn.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It comes second to polishing the pearl. 
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What you do behind closed doors is none of my business.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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True! And I don't like a draft.
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As my grandma used to say: "There are children starving in Africa".
She said it to cheer me up, but, y'know, it never worked.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mine too, maybe it's a grand parent thing, never made me feel any better either!
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I've got booted like 8 years ago from my previous job. Brief notice, escorted out immediately.
Probably the best thing that happened to me career wise.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Believe it or not, that does help, or is the amount I have drunk?. I think I have nearly dislocated one my shoulders carrying some of the ***p from my desk home! OT I now hate Win8 
modified 11-Jul-14 19:31pm.
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I think The Voices In Her Head suggested it first... 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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The Voice brought to you in association with Crack - The Only Way to Enjoy Cocaine!
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OriginalGriff wrote: I think The Voices In Her Head suggested it first
If that's the case, you can't really blame her.
I mean, the voices would have been really loud, in all that empty space.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Her parent must be so proud to have such a talent in the family. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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As someone who damaged there tounge seriously once (nearly bit through it when some Monitors I was testing had a fault!) it hurts, burn the freak! I suppose her needle font could be clearer, but burn the freak! 
modified 11-Jul-14 9:06am.
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I'm an Engineer be grateful I can spel at all...
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Doesn't your browser have a spell check? Mine does...thankfully!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: I had to look it up
You've just disproved Murphy's law by not typoing that as "lick".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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glennPattonWork wrote: there tounge
tongue is not the only thing you damaged.
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You know, I seem to repeat this mantra at least once a day nowadays:
There are too many people in the world.
Marc
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Whatever do you mean? She seems like a perfectly rational person...
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WiganLatics wrote: She seems like a perfectly rational person..
Yeah, it brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "it's what is in the inside that matters."
Marc
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DaveAuld wrote: "must give it a try......"
I already had that very same feeling with harmless things like playing the bassoon. But this takes it to another level.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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