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If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Nice. I have one in my laptop and it works wonderfully. 
Flynn
If we can't corrupt the youth of today,
the adults of tomorrow will be no fun...
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Is it just me, or is the TFS on line UI really complicated and not at all user-friendly?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Isnt it from Microsoft? (In German often prononced "Meikro-Schrott" what means "small waste") 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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You have to ask?
I wonder if the designers pass things by normal people. If said people can figure it out quickly the designers scream in anguish and run back to their offices.
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Hi All,
Just got off the phone with a scammer with an Indian accent (not being racial) call Dave(?) from Wimdows Security of Microsoft! I was a bit bored and played along got me to open the event viewer and looked in horror at all exclamation marks and red crosses. I then was a little surprised when read the script and asked me to open Google Chrome (!) as because this was a free call he could not give me the code to allow me to use Internet Explorer (?).
Sadly at this point my mobile rang me with details of a contract role so had to ring off, was wondering if anyone has had a similar experience...
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I've been getting this calls regularly for a while. I always scream at them and tell them they are scammers and that they should get real job. I then block the number.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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You should bait them instead... You could say "That's funny, because I don't have a computer", then listen to them stammer before ending the call (a work colleague's trick).
But it is also fun to say "Oh dear... I have 10 computers. Can you tell me which one has the problems?". Then proceed to waste their time - "you mean this Amiga 500? What about this Tandy 1000? What about this Casio FX-83 (calculator)?"
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That could be fun.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I can only wish they would call me regularly. Kinda makes me sad that they don't.  I love toying with those people. I will drag them on for hours.
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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Matt U. wrote: I can only wish they would call me regularly. Kinda makes me sad that they don't.
You know there are chat lines for lonely people like you?
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I understand they charge you per minute... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I didn't realize I was lonely? 
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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Then you've learned something today. Be happy about that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Far from it.
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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Hmm.
Look, if the CP Lounge decides that you're lonely, you don't get to debate the point.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I have no need to debate what is true. 
djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem
Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.
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I had these people in a quite extended conversation one time, out of curiosity following all their instructions ("10,000 items in the event viewer?! Oh no! Those are all viruses that have infected your system!") until they got to the point where I was to download an executable from their web site and run it, at which point I refused to go any further and then engaged the caller and two of his supervisors in an extended discussion about the ethics of what they were doing and offering the question whether they might personally prefer doing something better with their lives than preying on people who don't know anything about their computers. They were by that point denying that they had started the call by claiming to be Microsoft, and I was actually quite surprised at how long they were willing to talk with me once it became clear I actually knew what I was looking at and that I wasn't going to do whatever it was they wanted (which seemed to me most likely to be "purchase a useless 'security' product from them," although maybe it was something more malicious). I could only imagine that they were willing to talk so long because they wanted to avoid me reporting them to someone, but I'm not really sure, maybe the employees there are so clueless that they actually don't know they are being employed to scam people.
Chrome didn't come up on that call, though. Maybe they've now moved beyond a simple exe file to a Chrome extension or something, since that might set off alarm bells for fewer people.
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A friend of a friend got a call like that. Ended up doing what they said, downloaded some nasty thing, and they held all of his data ransom. Not sure if he paid or just lost all of his data, but it was bad.
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I have had a couple of calls that starts with something like "Hello this is your tech support, there is a problem with your computer." At this point I say "Oh really? Which one?" ...and they hang up!
[edit] I think one of the callers actually said they were Microsoft.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Microsoft actually sued few companies (including one Indian company) for exact this thing. Sad to see how few rogue elements are giving bad impression of the country..
Thanks,
Milind
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Hi,
I had also these calls about 6 months ago, attacking me at home, but I said that I had no computer ...
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My dad amazingly got suckered by one of these scams. He panicked. We (his sons) told him to reimage. He called Dell, which gave him the steps (I wonder if they have a note that this is the second time they've had him reimage a computer? The first time was when he got a system with Windows 7. I told him to copy over the Music, Video, Documents and Images folders separately. He decided to save time by just copying the entire users directory. Mind you, this is the same man who once asked if it was safe to delete all the files in "System32". I almost said "yes.")
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One word - virtual machine. Oh, wait; that's 2.
Just make sure you aways have a Vm set up just waiting for the call - give them full access to do what they like - let them take control and faff around - express concern,
Go to the site they give you to enter credit card details (it is fun saying you don't have one for a while - tehn admit you have a debit card - you can feel the pressure building)
Then enter random digits into the credit card thing - read out the error message.
Keep trying
Eventually they will get you to tell them the number so they can type it in.
Express concern - but eventually let them persuade you it is safe to give them your CC number.
Go to this site[^] and read out one of the test credit card numbers.
it is fun to read a number like 5491426628441786
as
Five Four Nine Four......teen Two Six (pause) Six Two....huindred and eighty four ... four Seven (pause) teen Eighty (pause) six
Hours of fun!
Eventually, hopefully there will be an audible sigh of relief - or a gnashing of teeth depending how good their credit card system is!
I like to end the call by thanking them for their time, and telling them how delighted I am to have been entertained like this for so long, for no charge.
if they think the transaction has been successful (hasn't happened to me yet but I live in hope) I intend to tell them that a friend is having problems too - could I give them his number to call - and give one of my other numbers.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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I am still kicking myself I don't have a VM set up on this machine (if I was using my Windows 7 box, I would have done that), I did play the phone is braking up though, must make a note of that web site and hope for another call.... We do need an :evil: smiley !!!
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