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That depends on your nose, and how you feel about maggots.
« I am putting myself to the fullest possible use which is all, I think, that any conscious entity can ever hope to do » HAL (Heuristically programmed ALgorithmic computer) in "2001, A Space Odyssey"
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Minor verbiage slips don't bother me especially when the content seems obvious.
Of course, hopefully, the total content of this article/webinar isn't claiming that all performance problems are caused by memory.
That of course would be flat out wrong. The vast majority of performance problems, the ones that actually matter to the business (versus research bit twiddlers) are architecture and design.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
It was the mirror!
Of course it was. Now which movie?
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Phone Taping for Fun and Profit
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Must be from the movie Blind[ ▌]
»»» <small>Loading Signature</small> «««
· · · <small>Please Wait</small> · · ·
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Paris Through The Looking Glass?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Quote: snow white and the huntsman
Ravi Khoda
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Tommy
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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As of 18:00 this evening - going to Malawi and I don't expect to have internet access...
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: I don't expect to have internet access
And you call that a holiday? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: Malawi
Pray tell why?
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Long back story involving the fact that I used to live there as a child (very long time ago) but mainly to climb Mt Mulanje[^]
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Ok, very cool thing to do.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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I am on a weeks holidays from last night.
Off to beautifull Harvey Bay, QLD[^] for a week to meet up with my folks.
First off though, a quick mtn bike ride on some single tracks in the local national park to get the adrenalin running. 
What are you all up to today... 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Andy_L_J wrote: I am on a weeks holidays from last night.
What are you ding organising to go back to work for one day next Friday just to havethe weekend off?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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It's a Kiwi week MM - 11 Days! 
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Andy_L_J wrote: It's a Kiwi week MM - 11 Days!
So when do you get back. I have a keg sorted for the 15th. Didn't bottle it this time, bought 24 schooners instead and we're pouring and drinking.
Kiwi (?) Garth will be turning up this time.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Sorry man, I don't get back into Sydney until 16th.
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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Andy_L_J wrote: Sorry man, I don't get back into Sydney until 16th.
That's my birthday. Keg and barbie will be going again Sunday if you can be arsed getting over. Understand you'll be knackered from the trip, but the offers there anyway.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I plan to prepare my stuff for garden work[^] this weekend. Am I glad I never posed a threat to anybody's life like this guy.
If the weather is bad, I will take SharpGL for a test drive. Programming could be fun again if I manage to get rid of any Javascript or Mickeysoft.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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