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Movie Quote Of The Day
You weak, pathetic fools, I've come for your souls!
Which movie?
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The A Team Directors Cut?
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Would that monster be called "Dick"? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Mary Poppins?
PS: Surely it must be a coincidence, but it's also what my boss shouts every morning when he arrives at work... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Does she work there?
Is she supposed to make his coffee?
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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yeah and give you some with a teaspoon ... of sugar. 
(disclaimer: I hate sugar (or milk, or cream, ...) in my coffee and will not be liable for murder if anyone tries to add it to my morning addiction)
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In ev'ry job that must be done
There is an element of fun
You find the fun and snap!
The job's a game
And ev'ry task you undertake
Becomes a piece of cake
A lark! A spree! It's very clear to see that
A spoonful of sugar helps the VB go down
The VB go down-wown
The VB go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the VB go down
In a most delightful way
(Except for the last bit, obviously)
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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OriginalGriff wrote: A spoonful of sugar helps the VB go down
Then you're a better man than I, because even the sugar wouldn't help in getting that pile of excrement down... 
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Perhaps you could also write a stanza on Windows 8... 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Over the hills and far away,
Windows Eight come to play ....
Time for Windows Eight,
time for Windows Eight,
time for Windows Eight....
Tinkywinky. "Tinkywinky!"
Dipsy. "Dipsy!"
Laalaa. "Laalaa!"
Po. "Pooh!"
Windows Eight. "Windows Eight!"
Say, Heeeeee-lo! "Eh-oh!"
Tinkywinky. Dipsy. Laalaa. Pooh.
Windows Eight. "Windows Eight!"
Say Heeeeeee ......... "Uh-oh!"
"Where have the Windows Eight gone ?
Where have the Windows Eight gone?"
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Hilarious! 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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OriginalGriff wrote: A spoonfulcrate full of sugar Gin helps the VB go down
ftfy
By 'go down' you do mean 'crash and burn'?
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I don't think so *possible laughter of a character that laughs throughout the entire movie* 
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The Immortal Shaolin
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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More like the screaming Shaolin
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The Fappening
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iPhone 6 - The Presentation Movie...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Futurama: The story of Santa Claus
Santa's song
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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I know this one.
In bed with Steve Ballmer
Life is too shor
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Trump: The Movie
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Obviously Tinkerbell the movie
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Scrappy Doo in the first live action Scooby Doo movie.
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I have had my Nokia Lumia 920 since it came out almost two years ago. On Saturday I was finally able to retrieve and apply the Windows Phone 8.1 update.
Overall I like the new features (it is a lot easier to use the CodeProject mouse-hover menus), but as I came home today, got out of my car and grabbed the car door to close it, I was zapped by the mother of all static electricity discharges.
That startled me so much that I instinctively pulled my hand away. The hand that was holding my phone. The phone that took flight and landed glass-down on my garage floor several meters away and continued sliding along as if it was one of those curling stone thingies.
Yeah, the glass is broken  , but everything still seems to work.
That is the first time I have dropped my phone since I got it. Since my car has that SYNC stuff (also developed by Microsoft), it seems very, very suspicious. It's like those spam emails - I mean, how do they know  .
Anyway, the phone still works, but I am sure a much smaller second impact will change that in an instant. So I guess I have to check how soon I will be able to upgrade.
[Note: I put the joke icon on this post to ease the minds of the paranoid among us. I really did drop my phone as I described, but I think the static electricity incident has a natural explanation.]
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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