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I know. Visit this very cool site and post something random asking what to do. Like this brilliant person here 
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Sh** you got me ... 
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Do what I do: Go to the toilet, lock the door, sit on the toilet stool, bury your head in your hands and cry... 
Either that or start working on some personal project which is much more exiting than work - one Visual Studio instance looks pretty much like the other when you see it from a distance... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: Go to the toilet, lock the door, sit on the toilet stool, bury your head in your hands and cry...
...and some b*st*rd will turn out the damn lights!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote:
Johnny J. wrote: Go to the toilet, lock the door, sit on
the toilet stool, bury your head in your hands and cry...
...and some b*st*rd will turn out the damn lights!
I waited for that sh*t 
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I was reading and wondering.... how come that no one said that yet?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Does it matter if someone turns the lights off when your face is buried in your hands ? 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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It does when you:
a) start looking for the paper.
and
b) wish to leave.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: a) start looking for the paper.
I can think of one newspaper activity which doesn't require lights 
b) wish to leave.
Flashlight ? Or maybe you remember your path back ?
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Which kind of toilets do you have?
Usually the ones I go are small enough to find easily the exit without lights...
Of course it helps that I glow a Little after too much display emissions exposition but again...
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Johnny J. wrote: Go to the toilet, lock the door, sit on the toilet stool ,bury your head in your hands and cry... and read a newspaper
FIFY 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Argonia wrote: and read a newspaper
Not with the lights out!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I carry my personal Nokia 1100 with a Flashlight for that kind of situations. That thing is so powerful I can use it instead of signal flare.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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HobbyProggy wrote: two thirds of your collegues might be able to watch what you are doing on Screen
I'd test how many of them are still awake, by putting up MS-Paint with the message "free beer in the bosses office".
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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We've just have got a meeting in our company... it could have been wonderful to make a videoconference to allow every single soul that could see your screen to know that they are lucky... our meetings are a mixture of apocalypse, napalm and crying grown up men...
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To bad i have no Skype 
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Setup a compiler loop and let it run.
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Research.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just curious this afternoon about what could be in helloworld.com. Thought it will be all about programming but I was wrong! How the hell did that happen? 
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I don't want to go there; is it some kind of "adult enternainment" ?
I'd rather be phishing!
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It's worse - marketing & clickbait!
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: marketing & clickbait!
Here's my response to that![^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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