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Those color blind folks sure are classy. 
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Apple have suffered another major security breach, after millions of iTunes accounts around the world have been infected with the new U2 album.
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It was a bloodbath[^]
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Not exactly free - more like pro Bono
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Hi,
I'm UKCIG-UK Capital Investments Group
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What a very small capital investments group.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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To be fair, Jerry did use capital letters in "UKCIG-UK".
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Not any more you aren't...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We have ban hammers. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I used the GTFO my screen developement tool to protect my Code, it's Freeware, so no Money for you 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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So here I was working on VS and strutting my style...
Then out of the blue it just stops working all together. So I do what any good programmer does (After some uncensored words as I was in the process of saving after a few code changes)...
ALT-CTRL-DEL
Now task manager opens up and shows that VS is not responding. Ok... right click end task....
Guess what...
Task manager is not responding... 
So what to do???
ALT-CTRL-DEL
Now a second task manager opens up and shows that task manager is not responding. Ok... right click end task....
VS closes down automatically and I can continue like normal. 
Feels like using a windows emulator on a windows machine to run a program or is that just me?
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Throw your computer off of a high mountain. Take up knitting instead.
Our business is a dark and evil business. One that must not be pursued, I think. 
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See my sig.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What did the poor filename do?
Well I tried training it to not crash with vigorous kill -9 training methods but a lass, not luck as yet
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It left an extension on the carpet...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A what?!  That bad bad filename.
Here I thought it was just copying the command. Or moving it around
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Yeah. Have you got a rolled up floppy disk I could smack it's nose with?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No but I got a stiffy you can lock it in. Just beware a cello tape can unlock it just as easily 
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CBadger wrote: So I do what any good programmer does
Good programmers hit CTRL+SHIFT+ESC. If the UI is already hanging, why bother going over a dialog that needs to repaint the desktop twice due do the change of the background image ?
And you optimize your body usage, since only one hand is necessary to hit the keys.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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* bad programmer, bad, bad programmer 
Like the famous saying goes. The computer might have beaten me at chess, but it was no challenge in Kick Boxing 
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CBadger wrote: ALT-CTRL-DEL
Well there's your problem, as any fule kno it should be CTRL+ALT+DEL
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Great minds etc. etc. 
At least I have a link. 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Awwwwww
So will that be the (Shift)= or the + on the numpad?
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