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Been looking at the Squirrel try to steal a plane have we?
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It was well faked, but obviously the squirrel couldn't reach the pedals. 
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Why did you give alcohol to a underage squirrel? I will call the ASPCA on you!
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Got Agent 00Squirell drunk again... that useless b******!
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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Name an animal that's good at SQL, R, & UI
ER.. 
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Hi All,
It started as a bright sunny day, now the rain is coming down like the tide coming in. Oddly as I was typing that it just stopped very abruptly 
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Have you considered changing careers to Rain God?
(Or Rain Sky Pixie if we are to be DD friendly)
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Rain Sky Pixie...possible...but what's the pension like? 
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Enough to get you a place with the other retired gods: Odds and Gods[^]
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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You've got quite good hands! 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Sounds to me like you just walked through a garden sprinkler or a carwash 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I just finished washing the windows on top floor (all 8 of them)
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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The Boss in his wisdom is sending me to China to inspect Manufacturing sites (blah, blah). My First trip to China 
Fly to Hong Kong and cross at Futian into Shenzhen, Fast train to Taizhou, then Hefei. Car trip to Tongling, and then fast train to Qingdao. Fly back to Hong Kong and then home.
All in eight days and 8 facilities to inspect - gonna need a beer here at the end TsingTao Beer[^]
Any tips for a China novice?
I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly
"I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!"
Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife
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When eating if you find something you don't recognise, don't ask what it is the answer can be  .
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Agree with you on that.. 
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
I'm not afraid of falling, I'm afraid of the sudden stop at the end of the fall! - Richard Andrew x64
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Never been to china but some of the creatures thrashing around in buckets outside shops in Chinatown, NYC, are certainly unknown to science
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When in Hong Kong...
Try to get over to Lantau and visit the world's biggest Buddha.
Also, do the Mid-Level Escalators on a Sunday if you can.
You must have a go on the Star Ferry to Kow-Loon side and go shopping.
Also a must...take the cable car up to the top of Victoria Peak and look down on the Island, a great view and some great food too.
(Bubba-Gump Shrimp Company is good if you like shrimps)
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Good luck in Shenzhen, even through you just need to catch a train. Was there 2 years ago for 5 days, didn't find a single person speaking any English. Or anything resembling English.
LOL, had to Google a picture of KFC to show to our hotel front desk to get directions to it, and only got a few hand gestures to the KFC about 2km away 
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Fast train to Qindao is still going to take a really long time - and the restaurant cars on Chines trains are more often closed or the rules too arcane - bring plenty of snacks 
The phrase you will need is "ting bu dong" which means I hear you but I don't understand - i.e. I don't speak Chinese.
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Cleverly done!
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Brilliant.
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Too funny, wonder where they got the trained flying squirrel?
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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"Series of drawings by means of which she barely makes a living!"(8)
Nice!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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