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Hi All,
As regulars will know I was given the push yesterday, so went home did some drinking and applying for roles. Have now turned (late) up with the intention to do something. just what..
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Maybe a CodeProject article? I heard that you were working on one.. 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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I am in the process of one Raspberry Pi, Ardrino based robot, problem is I need to get the robot itself built first (it's at my parents, they have a garage with power tools I can use). Last Sunday I got the motors/wheels attached. I also have the Ardrino code for controlling the motors via switched done... just need some time (it looks like I might have a load coming up!)
Glenn
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You could replace their website[^] with a novelty one...oh I see you already did 
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I had nothing to do with it. Completely guilt free!
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I notice you are still listed as the Design Engineer!
But...seriously? That was the best they could come up with?
What's with the whirly pit bit in the top right? And when are they going to hear about spell checkers?
(There are two 's'es in "acces" under normal circumstances...)
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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As I said, not guilty, at all, the guy who did do it native language is Turkish.  <<edit>> also that bit of the site was never implemented for some reason, despite me trying to use it<>
modified 15-Jul-14 7:50am.
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Well it certainly wasn't HTML!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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A passing fling with Frontpage I'm pretty sure!
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<meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 4.0">
According to Wikipedia[^], there wasn't a version 4.0 - it jumped straight from v3 to v9. The most likely candidate would be FP2000, which means it's only 14 years out of date. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Sounds about right!
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I think that might be your first Todo: get them to take you off that page, I wouldn't want that holding me back in Job interviews .
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Worst website design I've ever seen.
Seriously. 
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I'm not a web guy, I had nothing to do with it, honestly!
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Turned up where, exactly? At t'pub?
Assuming you're not too strapped for cash for a bit, take a few days and experiment with different ways to get drunk. Post while under the influence.
Build and fly your own kite.
Randomly up-vote every post by some CP user, while replying negatively to their posts.
Create a sock puppet account and post Q&A questions designed to elicit responses from 'he who must not be named'
Visit the supermarket and drop boxes (BIG boxes) of condoms in random shopper's trolley's.
Phone in on your local radio station and try to get the word 'florid' into the conversation.
Travel by bus.
On public transport, hum the theme from "The Magic Roundabout" to yourself.
Try to give five pounds to a (non-homeless) random stranger. If they accept it ask them for your change.
Wear a long raincoat and go to your local playground. smile at everyone.
Go to the police station (the previous act may help!) and tell them you wish to report a crime - a girl has stolen your heart.
Sign on for unemployment benefit.
Advertise your children for sale on eBay.
Go to the cinema without checking what movie is on. Watch it all the way through. At the end, stand up and applaud.
Look up Jehovah's witnesses in the phone book. Call and ask to make an appointment for them to call round. invite them in, then go out.
Paint your toenails.
Grow a moustache and record a selfie every day while it grows.
Plant some cleome in your front garden, or in pots on the window sill. Add a decorative hookah for extra effect.
Buy a hat and wear it.
Get a T-Shirt made saying "Will work for money"
make a list of things to do.
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Quote: Travel by bus.
On public transport, hum the theme from "The Magic Roundabout" to yourself.
Done both!
Quote: Advertise your children for sale on eBay.
No kids (that I know of)
Quote: Build and fly your own kite.
Did that on Sunday! Quote:
Wear a long raincoat and go to your local playground. smile at everyone.
I do have a long rain coat, might have to give that a go! 
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glennPattonPUB wrote: No kids (that I know of)
Maxxx wrote: Advertise your Buy Some children for sale on eBay.
Fixed!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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"Paint you toe nails"
Finished a bottle of Bourbon and got the typex out took an age to clean my glasses enough to see 
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Visit HR. Pass wind. Done.
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Just thinking there are probably safer places to plant your flag, than that part o the planet
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What Luton?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Yes, but they all have governments and their own flags
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