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My father told me it was best to rattle the bars of a tiger's cage from the outside, rather than the inside, of the cage.
cheers, Bill
«OOP to me means only messaging, local retention and protection and hiding of state-process, and extreme late-binding of all things. » Alan Kay's clarification on what he meant by the term "Object" in "Object-Oriented Programming."
modified 9-Dec-14 3:27am.
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'Tis best to argue with the 800-pound gorilla in the room via the telephone.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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object herp = (object) myDataRowView;
IDataRecord derp = (IDataRecord)herp;
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Pfft, I wrote, IDataRecord derp = (IDataRecord) myDataRowView;, knowing full well that it would fail, just to call VS' bluff.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: I've never seen one. If you know of one, please show me.
Here you go: 1
Ok, I am outta here..
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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He is not a number, he is a free man!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That's what they want you to think...
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Ok, I have no idea what's going on here.. 
Or maybe I am too "innocent" to understand this.. 
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Precisely... 
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Or possibly, just too young[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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29 September 1967 – 1 February 1968?
Well, it's not that old you know, only about 23 years after that I was born.. 
Sorry, I should't be pointing this out to you, should I?
Your time will come, if you let it be right.
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Two words: "Type Erasure"
For example.[^]
What I love best is the answer 3/4 of the way down that's in C#, with the edit "Sorry. I overlooked that you are using Java. The code below works in C#."
Marc
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Java is awesome, and we owe so much to its existence... If it wasn't for Java, Microsoft wouldn't have created C# to rescue us from it!
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Ian Shlasko wrote: If it wasn't for Java, Microsoft wouldn't have created C# to rescue us from it!
You have a point.
Marc
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MS invented C# to steal us from Delphi.
Nobody except Minecraft people likes Java.
And now MS have stolen Minecraft, I wonder if they will rewrite it in F# or something?
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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As I always said, .net is just a JVM, and C# just Java. 
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What sheep shagger thought that was brilliant? 
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And then it crashes due to critical bug that only occurs on production. "But it worked on my machine!"
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Can you imagine being a member of the team responsible for a null reference exception. "Damn it, John! Who unit tested this pile of sh*t?".....not me.
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A lot of my code will not get used for years. Probably even never.
*sigh* if only someone would buy my app...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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3...2...1... we have liftoff!
(seconds pass)
Oh crap.
Software Zen: delete this;
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What a great job; creating stuff that no one will check until long after your retirement! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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